Lunch: I got a new apple slicer, anyone want some apple slices?

[smurfco]

 

[jelloman]

Yeah, but not Grannysmith...

 

[yabba]

keep your fork, smurfco's got pie!

 

[Guitar Heel]

I’m allergic to apples, asshole.

You should get the banana slicer.

I’m also allergic to bananas you son of a bitch.

You’re a monster.

 

[Theodore]

APPLE SLICING PARTYYYYYYYYY

 

[Gary Blanchard]

keep your fork, smurfco's got pie!

Yeah, but dad's in the ice cream.

 

[Chad]

I’m allergic to apples, asshole.

You should get the banana slicer.

I’m also allergic to bananas you son of a bitch.

You’re a monster.

He should get a lime slicer, because we know you're not allergic to limes

 

[Honkridge]

You should hang that thing on a huge gold chain around your neck. Then run into the boss' office saying, "Well, My name is Smurfco and I'm here to say..."

 

[DdBob]

this thread is seriously f'd up....a paper plate ? Really....a fuckin' paper plate

 

[DFB]

You are no chef of the future.

 

[Bob411]

You should hang that thing on a huge gold chain around your neck. Then run into the boss' office saying, "Well, My name is Smurfco and I'm here to say..."

Or go to a very fancy restaurant. Go from table to table asking people if you can slice any apples for them. When they say no, start sobbing.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Slice up that phone.

 

[2manband]

Or go to a very fancy restaurant. Go from table to table asking people if you can slice any apples for them. When they say no, start sobbing.

Or go to the olive garden and start applying that thing to blocks of cheese

 

[jelloman]

Or go to a very fancy restaurant. Go from table to table asking people if you can slice any apples for them. When they say no, start sobbing.

He does that at the Olive Garden when they don't treat him like family...

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Knife not good enough?

 

[smurfco]

Knife not good enough?

I am a busy man

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

I am a busy man

I realize the nomenclature issue of using a paring knife for an apple, but it's easier to use and clean.

 

[yabba]

could you run an apple through that sideways and take pics? you know, for science.

 

[bsman]

@smurfco is going to be a popular fellow at shul around September 29 this year.