I'm a baldy with a goatee.
I go get a number 1 cut and beard trim at the neighborhood CostCutter from the same girl every month or so. I pay 20 bucks, plus a 5 buck tip, but that also includes a 10-15 minute scalp massage with Tea Tree conditioner. This girl also massages my neck with the lather, uses her fingernails lightly on the scalp, and applies a hot towel around my face while massaging around the forehead and sinuses. By far the most pleasant physical experience besides actually having sex, and sometimes it comes pretty close.
Worth every penny.