WTF: House fire #5

[reverend1]

Last night at 2 am the greenhouse an 1/8 of a mile up the road burned down. I’ve been up since then.

Crazy thing is in the 10 years I’ve lived here there have been 5 house fires within a mile of our house.

Crazy stuff.

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[tiger roach]

Any of the fires suspicious, or are you just "lucky?"

 

[12Pack]

I will hold your guitar collection until you feel safe if you want.

 

[reverend1]

Any of the fires suspicious, or are you just "lucky?"

Nope, they were all just accidents. 2 chimney fires, one lighting strike, and one house hit by a small single engine aircraft that lost power. We will see what caused last nights fire.

 

[12Pack]

and one house hit by a small single engine aircraft that lost power. .

Don't hear about that every day. WTF?

 

[reverend1]

Don't hear about that every day. WTF?

I know right. We are about 5 miles south of Toledo airport which is 15 miles from Toledo.

 

[BlockInlay]

Nope, they were all just accidents. 2 chimney fires, one lighting strike, and one house hit by a small single engine aircraft that lost power. We will see what caused last nights fire.

Sounds like it's fuckin time to move!! Or get a really good insurance agent.

 

[Modern Saint]

Dang....

Hope those homes weren't built over a cemetery....

 

[reverend1]

Dang....

Hope those homes weren't built over a cemetery....

Nope, just next to several battlefeilds from the War of 1812 where we fought the French backed Indians. .

 

[Denverdave]

Costa Rica has to be sounding even better right about now....

 

[GilmourD]

The way I read the title I thought your house had a fire for the fifth time.

As somebody who's been through that once I couldn't imagine being through it even a second time.

 

[GomezAddams]

Does the drummer for Spinal Tap live in your neighborhood?

 

[reverend1]

Does the drummer for Spinal Tap live in your neighborhood?

Starting to wonder

 

[Chad]

Time to move?

 

[Modern Saint]

Nope, just next to several battlefeilds from the War of 1812 where we fought the French backed Indians. .

The ghost cannons were launching and Ben Franklin's ghost must've been in the area when lightning struck.

 

[reverend1]

Time to move?

No doubt

 

[mongooz]

I know right. We are about 5 miles south of Toledo airport which is 15 miles from Toledo.

it's pretty bad when they miss the runway by 5 miles.

 

[Tig]

it's pretty bad when they miss the runway by 5 miles.

Nope, they were all just accidents. 2 chimney fires, one lighting strike, and one house hit by a small single engine aircraft that lost power. We will see what caused last nights fire.

Shit (accidents) happen. I was worried that you had a fire bug until this post.

We responded to a mutual aid fire in the next town and it was a total loss, looking very suspicious. We found out later that the guy who set it was a block away, watching while sniffing a bicycle seat and jerking off when a cop spotted him. I hope that sick fuck never got out of the pen.

 

[reverend1]

Shit (accidents) happen. I was worried that you had a fire bug until this post.

We responded to a mutual aid fire in the next town and it was a total loss, looking very suspicious. We found out later that the guy who set it was a block away, watching while sniffing a bicycle seat and jerking off when a cop spotted him. I hope that sick fuck never got out of the pen.

Holy shit!

Most of ours seem to be people who don’t maintain their fireplaces.

 

[Lerxst]

Sounds like you're the common factor here. Is this a WTF? thread or a beating around the bush confession?