Hm.

And Nordstroms is wondering why their entire retail operation is on death's doorstep and ringing the doorbell.

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Designers have been asking premium prices for "reliced" jeans a lot longer than guitar makers have been, so this surprises me not at all.
 
In case they don't post it (but why wouldn't they?)

Perfect for the chronic unpremeditated defecator!

I'm a busy man on-the-go, and sometimes I find myself on-the-go unexpectedly in another sense of the word. Sometime I just can't stop a Kahlua mudslide from breaching the confines of my cinnamon mini-donut and spilling down my pants legs. Even though my balloon knot has long ago lost its structural integrity, I still don't want the rest of the world to know. With this pair of pants nobody can tell the difference when my undulating onion ring gives way to a torrent of Hershey sludge.
Genius!
 
His flawless steel toed boots and lilly white hands complete the package. Step right this way ladies.

Ooooooo Barracuda!
 
In case they don't post it (but why wouldn't they?)

Perfect for the chronic unpremeditated defecator!

I'm a busy man on-the-go, and sometimes I find myself on-the-go unexpectedly in another sense of the word. Sometime I just can't stop a Kahlua mudslide from breaching the confines of my cinnamon mini-donut and spilling down my pants legs. Even though my balloon knot has long ago lost its structural integrity, I still don't want the rest of the world to know. With this pair of pants nobody can tell the difference when my undulating onion ring gives way to a torrent of Hershey sludge.
And THAT is why you're the king
 
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In case they don't post it (but why wouldn't they?)

Perfect for the chronic unpremeditated defecator!

I'm a busy man on-the-go, and sometimes I find myself on-the-go unexpectedly in another sense of the word. Sometime I just can't stop a Kahlua mudslide from breaching the confines of my cinnamon mini-donut and spilling down my pants legs. Even though my balloon knot has long ago lost its structural integrity, I still don't want the rest of the world to know. With this pair of pants nobody can tell the difference when my undulating onion ring gives way to a torrent of Hershey sludge.

I showed a couple of co-workers the product and your product review. They were having a good laugh.
 
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