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Just got this email from a buddy of mine. :embarrassed:

HER DIARY:


Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.
Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong. He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep -I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.



HIS DIARY:


My Harley wouldn't start today, but at least I got laid
 
That made me LOL. hahahahaha.


Isnt that the truth though? Its almost like men and women aren't even the same species. hahahaha
 
Funny due to bizarre amount of accuracy. I just forwarded this to my gf, I'll post her reply later. biggrin
 
If I weren't going to be in class all night tonight, I migt help you out, but I guess you'll just have to console yourelf with Big Macs and Milkshakes. biggrin

Luv ya mean it.
 
Mrs.P said:
If I weren't going to be in class all night tonight, I migt help you out, but I guess you'll just have to console yourelf with Big Macs and Milkshakes. biggrin

Luv ya mean it.

She lofted a underhand pitch with this post.....and I'm going to choose to not comment. Aren't you proud of me..... biggrin
 
denverdave said:
Mrs.P said:
If I weren't going to be in class all night tonight, I migt help you out, but I guess you'll just have to console yourelf with Big Macs and Milkshakes. biggrin

Luv ya mean it.

She lofted a underhand pitch with this post.....and I'm going to choose to not comment. Aren't you proud of me..... biggrin

Dunno, man...if my wife TOLD me she wasn't going to be home and gave me the green light to have me some Mickey D's, I'd prolly jump on that grenade.

Just sayin'.
 
I think he took the grenade full on, I didn't see the evidence, but I had that feeling.
 
Well, he did sleep in the spare room, but I thought that was because the dogs kicked him out. I guess I'll never know.
 
JModius said:
Dunno, man...if my wife TOLD me she wasn't going to be home and gave me the green light to have me some Mickey D's, I'd prolly jump on that grenade.

Just sayin'.

It would be reversed at our house - I do 90% of the cooking. Partly because I love cooking and my wife doesn't. But also because I am home by 4:30 and she gets home close to 6:embarrassed:0.
 
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