Had the strangest dream...

Flamencology

You don't deserve koa.
Dozed off for about an hour, and dreamt that I was hanging out with Morrissey at night and that we went to KFC and got box meals.
 
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I had a weird one this morning, too.

For some reason we were touring the garden of a house in our neighborhood. There was a low rock wall with a tall garden on top to shield the house from the street. (This house doesn't actually exist). As I walked by this garden I saw a weird bird sitting in the garden and called my wife back to have a look while I tried to snap a picture of the bird.

While I was lining up the picture, my wife warned me of a bug nearby. In my peripheral view, I saw something coming out of one of the rocks in the wall. Not from between rocks. Out of a rock. And the top of the rock had a lava like consistency to it.

The 'bug' jumped out onto the sidewalk where we were standing. With a better view, it was really more like a long skinny salamander/lizard and it hopped up and down on its hind legs and tried to cling to my leg. It missed the first time and I tried to swat it away but it latched on with all four legs wrapped around my calf and it's full body stuck to my leg.

I reached down and stuck a finger in between it and my leg to try and pry it off. I felt something pierce the tip of my finger and then I woke up.


Now that I read about your nightmare I think that weird bird ended up in Morrissey's box meal.
 
I'm not sure if you know what strange dreams are really like but I do think you have the gift of knowing that I picked up a 9 piece pack of KFC today,(only chicken), to accompany the valley corn on cob..$20.11,ripoff...

I eat KFC maybe once or twice per year but the fact that you picked 'THIS' day to mention it makes me want to call someone..

Get back to me when you can fly in your dreams..


*spits*
 
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