Errrr NSFW?

[xqqmytude]

Wow. Just wow.

http://www.healthunit.com/sectionList.aspx?sectionID=378

The city health office in London, Ontario, created an online sex-education game that officials hope will appeal to teenagers in that its messages are delivered by a cast of iconic superheroes. According to a February report by Canwest News Service, the players are Captain Condom (who wears a "cap"), Wonder Vag (a virgin girl), Power Pap ("sexually active") and Willy the Kid, with each fighting the villain Sperminator, who wears a red wrestling mask and has phalluses for arms. The characters answer sex knowledge questions and, with correct answers, obtain "protection," but a wrong one gets the player squirted with sperm.

 

[Bernie Franks]

Is it a first person shooter?

 

[ExiledCrow]

Rotflmmfao!

 

[Mark Wein]

Hmmm...sounds like the plot for a movie from Orgazmo.

 

[Mark Wein]

Is it a first person money shooter?

 

[Chihlidog]

EL


OH



EL

 

[xqqmytude]

I can't play it on the iPad. Anyone give it a go?

 

[Bernie Franks]

Oh Jesus God, I just clicked the link.

The bad guy has penises for arms.

 

[Mark Wein]

oh my.

 

[Chihlidog]

I can't play it on the iPad. Anyone give it a go?

This is one of the most twisted things I have seen in a while. It's a Q and A game. The sperm with giant teeth that the bad guy shoots from his arms is.....ummm......flipped out man.

 

[Abrasion]

 

[xqqmytude]

This is one of the most twisted things I have seen in a while. It's a Q and A game. The sperm with giant teeth that the bad guy shoots from his arms is.....ummm......flipped out man.

Ohh, I'm totally playing this when I get home!

 

[mattburnside]

Oh Jesus God, I just clicked the link.

The bad guy has penises for arms.

Not just penises. Throbbing, veiny penises. And a lucha libre mask.

 

[Bernie Franks]

It opens…

In the dark of the night, Sex City is in panic because of the terrible Sperminator whose sole mission is to infect all citizens with various sexually transmitted diseases

Ha! The description for "Willy the Kid" = Willy the Kid was bullied as a child because he never grew taller than four feet, and is now sensitive to other who are different. He joined the Sex Squad to prove that size doesn't matter! (Power: Massive Rock Hard Strength)

I don't think I can handle this much blatant innuendo.

 

[Cheese Grits]

I can't play it on the iPad. Anyone give it a go?

It works like this. You answer sex education questions. If you get them wrong, a dude with penis arms and a Mexican wrestling mask shoots diseased sperm on you. If you answer correctly, you block the sperm with a diaphragm or condom and it bounces back on the hairy luchador with the penis arms.

 

[Bernie Franks]

Not just penises. Throbbing, veiny penises. And a lucha libre mask.

I guess that's what happens when you get kicked out of the Sex Squad for having "evil sperm."

 

[xqqmytude]

Not just penises. Throbbing, veiny penises. And a lucha libre mask.

Well shit. If you're going to do it, you might as well go all the way.

 

[mattburnside]

I'm deliberately answering questions wrong and getting blasted with man-chowder. Should I be concerned?

 

[Dexter Inferno]

WTF

 

[baimun]

This isn't safe for work either... but it's frickin hilarious!




Edit... Oh the tears... lmbo... every time I hear a balloon squeak from now on, I'm going to bust out laughing.