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OGG, you remind me at times of my father (RIP).
This is totally something he would've done.
 
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jelloman said:
I thought your name was Rod...
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It is, but Ivan the Terrible sign Placer doesn't need to know that.

Oh, and the "hearing impaired" part was because the fuck bag kept trying to call me after my initial text. That wouldn't have been nearly as fun, nor would it provide a trail of comedy screen caps. :)
 
For the record: I thought Mike was the dick in that exchange.

If the sign really was that big of a deal then tear it down. The 'text confrontation' was way drama queen over the top.
 
smorgdonkey said:
For the record: I thought Mike was the dick in that exchange.

If the sign really was that big of a deal then tear it down. The 'text confrontation' was way drama queen over the top.
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Have you no sense of humor at all?

Jesus. Take that stick out of your ass.

FFS.

That text thread was more entertaining than anything Jack White ever did.

Besides, fuck that guy. He put a sign up illegally where it quite literally could have gotten someone killed. That road is the one connecting Del Mar to Escondido by way of Rancho Santa Fe and Fairbanks Ranch (three of the wealthiest communities in the country). This intersection is the end of a two lane hwy as it becomes the main road through a city of 200,000 people.

Cars fucking fly through there... Mercedes, Porsches, Ferraris etc all damn day. It is dangerous enough without having some inconsiderate douchebag completely block the view.

So let's recap:

Asshole places sign where it can lead to tragedy.

Good Samaritan removes sign after witnesses a near tragedy.

Good Samaritan has a little fun at the expense of the asshole.

Now the good Samaritan is the asshole.

Is that about right?

Dude, lighten the fuck up.


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And Smurfco... the guy who posts his arguments with chat bots gives a thumbs up to the dude with the sequoia up his rectum.

Go figure.
 
OGG said:
Have you no sense of humor at all?

Jesus. Take that stick out of your ass.

FFS.

That text thread was more entertaining than anything Jack White ever did.

Besides, fuck that guy. He put a sign up illegally where it quite literally could have gotten someone killed. That road is the one connecting Del Mar to Escondido by way of Rancho Santa Fe and Fairbanks Ranch (three of the wealthiest communities in the country). This intersection is the end of a two lane hwy as it becomes the main road through a city of 200,000 people.

Cars fucking fly through there... Mercedes, Porsches, Ferraris etc all damn day. It is dangerous enough without having some inconsiderate douchebag completely block the view.

So let's recap:

Asshole places sign where it can lead to tragedy.

Good Samaritan removes sign after witnesses a near tragedy.

Good Samaritan has a little fun at the expense of the asshole.

Now the good Samaritan is the asshole.

Is that about right?

Dude, lighten the fuck up.


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And Smurfco... the guy who posts his arguments with chat bots gives a thumbs up to the dude with the sequoia up his rectum.

Go figure.
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First off, I found it funny.

The real estate agent probably wasn't the one who physically put up the sign.

Get some sleep. Your dickishness is showing. secret0
 
OGG said:
Have you no sense of humor at all?

Jesus. Take that stick out of your ass.

FFS.

That text thread was more entertaining than anything Jack White ever did.

Besides, fuck that guy.



Dude, lighten the fuck up.
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I have to lighten up?

Did I just tear down a sign *instead of report it to police* and then LIKE AN ASSHOLE text the dude about it? By the way, he was damn polite to you and you were a d!ck to him.

Uh...yeah...try ripping up something of mine and then text me about it.



PS...stop talking about my butt. It ain't right.

PPS...fuck you in your meathead face.
 
OGG said:
Have you no sense of humor at all?

Jesus. Take that stick out of your ass.

FFS.

That text thread was more entertaining than anything Jack White ever did.

Besides, fuck that guy. He put a sign up illegally where it quite literally could have gotten someone killed. That road is the one connecting Del Mar to Escondido by way of Rancho Santa Fe and Fairbanks Ranch (three of the wealthiest communities in the country). This intersection is the end of a two lane hwy as it becomes the main road through a city of 200,000 people.

Cars fucking fly through there... Mercedes, Porsches, Ferraris etc all damn day. It is dangerous enough without having some inconsiderate douchebag completely block the view.

So let's recap:

Asshole places sign where it can lead to tragedy.

Good Samaritan removes sign after witnesses a near tragedy.

Good Samaritan has a little fun at the expense of the asshole.

Now the good Samaritan is the asshole.

Is that about right?

Dude, lighten the fuck up.


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And Smurfco... the guy who posts his arguments with chat bots gives a thumbs up to the dude with the sequoia up his rectum.

Go figure.
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Chat bots aren't real people. Besides, that guy probably didn't even put up the sign, one of his employees probably did.

The sign needed to go. The vitriol was unnecessary.
 
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smorgdonkey said:
I have to lighten up?

Did I just tear down a sign *instead of report it to police* and then LIKE AN ASSHOLE text the dude about it? By the way, he was damn polite to you and you were a d!ck to him.

Uh...yeah...try ripping up something of mine and then text me about it.



PS...stop talking about my butt. It ain't right.

PPS...fuck you in your meathead face.
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*chuckles*

Alright tough guy, I can see that your days at the Cobra Kai Dojo have had the predictable results. With the right combination of meds and therapy, you might one day embrace your inner Miagi.

For your piece of mind, the sign is a cheap corregated piece of cardboard that was attached to the post with zip ties. Not only does that dickweed likely have a whole fucking box of them in his trunk, but I quite nicely slid the expensive T-post it hung from off of the stake holding it up and laid it gently down right where it was without hurting it so the asshole could retrieve it.

It was on public property and causing a hazard. It's not like I took a shovel and dug it up out of his neatly manicured front lawn. If it cost him five bucks and five minutes of ribbing, so fucking what? I had to stand on the side of the road consoling a hysterical lady and her scared shitless kids for ten minutes while she collected herself because some fucking inconsiderate clown trying to make a buck caused the situation.

You wanna talk about ass whoopin'? Had that been my wife and kids, and they had gotten hit... We'd be talking about what was up Ivan's ass, because he would need both a proctologist and an orthodontist to remove his fucking sign.

All things considered, I'd say a few minutes of taking the piss at old Ivan was well deserved. Of course he was polite, he knew he fucked up. Good on him, and he's free to go retrieve his pricey sign post at his leisure.

I don't know about realtors where you live, but out here, yeah... they place their own signs. Always.

Last thought: as someone who spent six months laid up with 47 bone fractures, and suffers daily from the damage it caused, all because some lazy fucking schmuck couldn't be arsed to clear the brush from his property that blocked my view of an intersection and found me and my little motorcycle taking on a GMC K10, maybe my perspective is a little skewed. Either way, I still think my morning activities were fucking hilarious.
 
I hope to F you didn't think I was going to read all of that. I did read the first line.

And now I just think that you're an asshole.
 
OGG said:
*chuckles*

Alright tough guy, I can see that your days at the Cobra Kai Dojo have had the predictable results. With the right combination of meds and therapy, you might one day embrace your inner Miagi.

For your piece of mind, the sign is a cheap corregated piece of cardboard that was attached to the post with zip ties. Not only does that dickweed likely have a whole fucking box of them in his trunk, but I quite nicely slid the expensive T-post it hung from off of the stake holding it up and laid it gently down right where it was without hurting it so the asshole could retrieve it.

It was on public property and causing a hazard. It's not like I took a shovel and dug it up out of his neatly manicured front lawn. If it cost him five bucks and five minutes of ribbing, so fucking what? I had to stand on the side of the road consoling a hysterical lady and her scared shitless kids for ten minutes while she collected herself because some fucking inconsiderate clown trying to make a buck caused the situation.

You wanna talk about ass whoopin'? Had that been my wife and kids, and they had gotten hit... We'd be talking about what was up Ivan's ass, because he would need both a proctologist and an orthodontist to remove his fucking sign.

All things considered, I'd say a few minutes of taking the piss at old Ivan was well deserved. Of course he was polite, he knew he fucked up. Good on him, and he's free to go retrieve his pricey sign post at his leisure.

I don't know about realtors where you live, but out here, yeah... they place their own signs. Always.

Last thought: as someone who spent six months laid up with 47 bone fractures, and suffers daily from the damage it caused, all because some lazy fucking schmuck couldn't be arsed to clear the brush from his property that blocked my view of an intersection and found me and my little motorcycle taking on a GMC K10, maybe my perspective is a little skewed. Either way, I still think my morning activities were fucking hilarious.
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You knob!
 
smorgdonkey said:
I hope to F you didn't think I was going to read all of that. I did read the first line.

And now I just think that you're an asshole.
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Cool. You're in the club. Meetings are every third Thursday at the Waffle House off I65.
 
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