Dammit, Murphy!

[Kerouac]

You have 6 feet of bare tile in any direction from where you were sitting so you decided to actually get up and RUN over to the rug and hock a hairy? BASTARD.

 

[FenderPusher]

Yep, that's a cat for you.

 

[Phil513]

Be grateful it wasn't your pillow.

 

[Peeker]

 

[Chad]

Kerouac is bangin Murphy Brown? That is awesome.

 

[Coralkong]

Kerouac is bangin Murphy Brown? That is awesome.

Is it?

I thought Murphy was a llama.

 

[Kerouac]

Kerouac is bangin Murphy Brown? That is awesome.

Murphy Brown and my step-mum could be sisters.

 

[John Watt]

Without both ladies sharing a shouting dominance and withering sarcastic ability,
I don't see a resemblance,
unless your step-mom needs to lure people in, first.

 

[Dexter Inferno]

Cats are evil. Need I really say that again? :cheese:

 

[cfgsteak]

wait a minute, you are banging your step moms sister?

 

[Kerouac]

wait a minute, you are banging your step moms sister?

No, my step-mum has no sisters. However, her dad divorced her mother and married my father's sister, which makes my step-mum also my step-cousin. How is that for ?

 

[FenderPusher]

No, my step-mum has no sisters. However, her dad divorced her mother and married my father's sister, which makes my step-mum also my step-cousin. How is that for ?

Yep, that's Ohio for you.

 

[baimun]

Look at it this way..... if you were about to puke up something almost as big as your stomach, wouldn't you want to grab hold of something?



The cat just wanted to be someplace where it's claws could hold on, so he wouldn't yack it up, then slip and fall in it.