Cargo shorts

DdBob

DdBob

Dogue in teh desert
Just stop it already :mad: It's time to let it go. Like the mullet and the parachute pants, the bermuda plaid shorts, the fishnet t-shirt and the bomber jacket...let it pass.

This is just a tired bad look and really should be publicly shamed (unless you are an old guy over 60 in which case you get a free pass)

* notice the chick on the right does not even give them a passing glance
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just bad...no words can describe this...

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Even Crocs beat out cargo shorts in this poll of "which would you rather wear for the rest of your life" and you can see why below...at least crocs look kinda cool
https://www.buzzfeed.com/samstryker/cargo-shorts-versus-crocs?utm_term=.ud7q65Eoj#.je9MVn2ka

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It's almost 100 degrees here right now. What are we supposed to wear, jean shorts?
 
Jbird said:
It's almost 100 degrees here right now. What are we supposed to wear, jean shorts?
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seriously bro ? Cargo shorts are 99 percent of the time made out of 100 percent cotton which is just as bad as denim (heavy and thick and don't dry quick)...take it from me a guy who lives in shorts in the desert from April till october...cotton shorts are nbot your friend.

These or anything similar will change your life and you will never go back to cotton cargo shorts

Also these which look good and casual
 
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DdBob said:
seriously bro ? Cargo shorts are 99 percent of the time made out of 100 percent cotton which is just as bad as denim (heavy and thick and don't dry quick)...take it from me a guy who lives in shorts in the desert from April till october...cotton shorts are nbot your friend.

These or anything similar will change your life and you will never go back to cotton cargo shorts

Also these which look good and casual
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$12 at Costco. :embarrassed: (The giant red tag comes off).
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DdBob said:
seriously bro ? Cargo shorts are 99 percent of the time made out of 100 percent cotton which is just as bad as denim (heavy and thick and don't dry quick)...take it from me a guy who lives in shorts in the desert from April till october...cotton shorts are nbot your friend.

These or anything similar will change your life and you will never go back to cotton cargo shorts

Also these which look good and casual
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If you want to throw away $50-76 bucks on a pair of shorts, more power to you. I’d rather buy the union bay Costco shorts ($12, and stretchy, not baggy) and save the rest for spending on something fun.
 
DdBob said:
seriously bro ? Cargo shorts are 99 percent of the time made out of 100 percent cotton which is just as bad as denim (heavy and thick and don't dry quick)...take it from me a guy who lives in shorts in the desert from April till october...cotton shorts are nbot your friend.

These or anything similar will change your life and you will never go back to cotton cargo shorts

Also these which look good and casual
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Ooh, those do look nice and comfy. Unfortunately, the times you can wear shorts in Scotland are few and far between :(
 
i have at least 6 pairs of cargo shorts, none of them are cotton (most are some sort of ripstop nylon) and they're handy when i'm out in the woods in the summer with my DSLR. i can carry filters and shit. and SOMETIMES i wear Crocs with them!!!!
get the hell off my lawn!
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nothing is worse than crocs.

I only have one pair of cargo shorts. The only time I wear them is when I go to a show with my wife. There aren’t enough pockets in regular shorts to hold her cell phone, ID, lip gloss, chap stick, keys and whatever else she needs to take in.
 
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