fake bacon.
What kind and how do you like it? (relevant to my fake meat interests)

Morningstar Farms. I've been a fan of their bacon and breakfast sausage forever.
It isn't anything like real bacon of course, but it is a great addition to a taco or burrito. Lots of flavor and a little crunch, without adding much bulk.
Easy too, just zap it in the microwave for 45 seconds or so.![]()
It's 7:45 pm for god's sake.
banhammer.