are you foaming?

smurfco

Meatus McPrepuce
had a spot of embarrassment this morning when i started foaming in a marketing meeting... make me feel better with stories of your own unwanted public foams
 
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I was at a meeting with my band, yes, a marketing meeting. While discussing financial stuff I decided to kill two turds with one bone by replacing the foam in my road cases. So, yes, I've foamed at marketing meetings and I don't see what's so GD embarrassing about it.
 
I have a mild sudsing action that will get your glassware spotless and keep your hands touchably soft
 
I farted silently while talking to our surveyor about our emergency management plan yesterday. There very well may have been foam.
So much irony there.

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Don't tell the director I said foam
But are you safe Mrs. Smurfco?
We were at a policy meeting
They were planning new ways of foaming.
I didn't want to rock your boat,
But you sent this dangerous foam
You've been letting your feelings foam.
Are you safe Mrs. Smurfco?
Mrs. Smurfco are you safe?
Are you safe Mrs. Smurfco?
Mrs. Smurfco are you safe?
Is anybody alive in here?
Is anybody alive in here?
Is anybody at all in here?
Nobody but us in here
Nobody but us.
Is anybody alive in here?
Nobody but us.
Your unifoam don't seem to fit
You're much too alive in it.
You've been letting your feelings foam.
Are you safe Mrs. Smurfco?
Mrs. Smurfco…
 
Don't tell the director I said foam
But are you safe Mrs. Smurfco?
We were at a policy meeting
They were planning new ways of foaming.
I didn't want to rock your boat,
But you sent this dangerous foam
You've been letting your feelings foam.
Are you safe Mrs. Smurfco?
Mrs. Smurfco are you safe?
Are you safe Mrs. Smurfco?
Mrs. Smurfco are you safe?
Is anybody alive in here?
Is anybody alive in here?
Is anybody at all in here?
Nobody but us in here
Nobody but us.
Is anybody alive in here?
Nobody but us.
Your unifoam don't seem to fit
You're much too alive in it.
You've been letting your feelings foam.
Are you safe Mrs. Smurfco?
Mrs. Smurfco…

The foam police
They live inside of my head
The foam police
They come to me in my bed
The foam police
They're coming to arrest me
Oh no
 
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