I so want to take another creep shot

12Pack

12Pack

Dyslexic b00n
I'm at a bar (what else is new?) and damn this girl is smoken hot who is working here at the moment.

But this is a family forum so you can just imagine it.

Brown hair, big brown eyes, skin tight workout pants, a half sweatshirt with the shoulders cut off so it hangs low exposing her black straps and tied in the back.

fantastic everything!

Between her and the beer I might not go back to work!
 
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Dude, that is rather greasy.

You'd better hope no one from your township finds out about that. Seriously. It could have ramifications.

Just sayin'....
 
Coralkong said:
Dude, that is rather greasy.

You'd better hope no one from your township finds out about that. Seriously. It could have ramifications.

Just sayin'....
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Hence the no creep shot. It's all good - I just want to share all the joy with my MWGF brothas - that is all!
 
Sory guys - no creep shot.

But on another note - fuck playing guitar when it comes to the ladies.
Here is a conversation that we had today.

Over the Radio, Christina Perri's song, "Jar of Hearts" comes playing over the radio.

Bargirl says, "Wow - this song is so dreary. I've never heard this before. Sorry about the music - this station has never played something like this before."

12Pack, "No worries, It is a slow song - I'm use to it as I cover it in my band when I play out, It's Christina Perri's song - it's played alot"

Bargirl, "Christina Perri? Is she Katie Perry's sister?"

12Pack, "I don't think so"

end of discussion.............


Later during the lunch break....


Bargirl, "Would you like another?"

12Pack, "No, I have to get back to work"

Bargirl, "Do you work close to hear?"

12pack, "No" (this is a flat out lie!) "I come here once in a while to hide"

Bargirl, "Hide? Hide from what?"

12pack, "I'm a Mayor back in the western part of Jersey - I come here because no one knows me"

Bargirl, "Really? Wow! That is so cool! Do you have a card? I bet you make a cute little Mayor! Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah when you coming back?"


I should have taken Mayor lessons back when - not guitar lessons..... Just syaing
 
12Pack said:
I'm at a bar (what else is new?) and damn this girl is smoken hot who is working here at the moment.

But this is a family forum so you can just imagine it.

Brown hair, big brown eyes, skin tight workout pants, a half sweatshirt with the shoulders cut off so it hangs low exposing her black straps and tied in the back.

fantastic everything!

Between her and the beer I might not go back to work!
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Mean while in another part of town, the hamburglar strikes again.
 
12Pack said:
Hence the no creep shot. It's all good - I just want to share all the joy with my MWGF brothas - that is all!
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What's the bar called? Maybe her picture is on her website.

Plus I don't think you are the mayor of your town I think you are the Otis Campbell.
 
Dew Knot Hump said:
What's the bar called? Maybe her picture is on her website.

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So far just a myspace page - which you need to be a member of myspace to see anything - I fucking hate myspace for that very reason. Bunch of dumb asses... No website photo yet.
 
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