Where in the World is Peen Simmons

[Peen Simmons]

Jacksonville? I don’t really think of that as coast, but it’s not great. At least it’s not Tallahassee

Think Gulf of Murrica and with more golf.

 

[rhino]

Think Gulf of Murrica and with more golf.

Sarasota or St Petersburg? Those aren’t that bad

 

[rhino]

I’ll Venmo you 20 bucks if you go to Disney World and make videos of yourself being super judgmental to over the top Disney moms.

 

[Andrew Sak]

Every body of water in Florida could contain a deadly crocodile waiting for an unsuspecting victim.
You're welcome!

I'll get back to you on python survival tips. Hopefully I get it for you in time.

 

[Dew Knot Humps]

Will there be an episode of “Peen Gone Wild in Tampa” coming up on TikTok soon?

 

[Peen Simmons]

I’m in a silly location in a city that was home to two true American originals and an iconic fast food brand.

WHERE AM I?!

 

[Peen Simmons]

Will there be an episode of “Peen Gone Wild in Tampa” coming up on TikTok soon?

Peen was not wild in Tampa. Peen worked until about 9pm and then had a Yuengling and a substandard beet burger in Sponge City, USA before hauling out to Orlando in the morning.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Gainesville, Fla.

 

[Peen Simmons]

Gainesville, Fla.

I’m no longer in FLA. Think more norther.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

I’m no longer in FLA. Think more norther.

Oh. Hotlanta, GA getting your Chic-fil-a on.

 

[Peen Simmons]

I’ll Venmo you 20 bucks if you go to Disney World and make videos of yourself being super judgmental to over the top Disney moms.

I should return to Disney and relive my traumatic 16th birthday.

 

[Peen Simmons]

Oh. Hotlanta, GA getting your Chic-fil-a on.

Lamer.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Are you cold?

 

[Peen Simmons]

Are you cold?

No. It’s really nice out relative to what I expect this time of year as a Chicagoan. But it’s a little chilly inside. A warm weather weirdo might be cold outside without a jacket.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Charlotte getting funky with a Krispy Kreme

 

[Peen Simmons]

Charlotte getting funky with a Krispy Kreme

Nah. Much less eastern seaboard.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

Have you seen Harold and Kumar around anywhere?

 

[Motorik]

Nah. Much less eastern seaboard.

Louisville, Kentucky.

 

[Peen Simmons]

Louisville, Kentucky.

Bingo! This is a man who has lived in Asia long enough to respect America’s greatest poultry export.

Now where in Louisville am I? It’s profoundly silly!

 

[Motorik]

Bingo! This is a man who has lived in Asia long enough to respect America’s greatest poultry export.

Now where in Louisville am I? It’s profoundly silly!

Whoah! I impressed myself with that one.

Now I'm at a loss, I'll have to look through what to do in Louisville' in search of silly places.