What your favorite band says about you

That's hilarious.

I love these:

Blue Cheer: You have a subset of friends whose sole purpose is to hold your hair while you vomit.

Jethro Tull: You have a favorite rune.
 
Mountain: You have snorted cocaine off a Blue Oyster Cult record.

Nazareth: You have snorted cocaine off a member of Mountain.

Hawkwind: You sell cocaine to Nazareth fans.

Molly Hatchet: You sell baking soda to Hawkwind fans and tell them it’s cocaine.

:rotflmao:
 
This one speaks to me

Bad Company: You have sustained several alcohol-related injuries involving sheetrock.
 
These are great:

Stevie Ray Vaughan: You have a bolo tie in the shape of a gun, guitar, or state.

Blackfoot: You have stolen a wine cooler from the back of a pickup truck.
 
Motorik said:
These are great:

Stevie Ray Vaughan: You have a bolo tie in the shape of a gun, guitar, or state.

Blackfoot: You have stolen a wine cooler from the back of a pickup truck.
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I used to have a bolo tie in the shape of Louisiana
 
Rush: You carry a small flashlight everywhere, and use it at least three times a day.
 
Yes: Your ideal partner would be into both tantric sex and fat guys.

But, but, I'm like a skeleton.
 
I’ll neither confirm not deny the presence of random glitter in my life.

I also suck at pull-ups.

And I know what French cuffs are and how to press them appropriately.
 
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Ram Jam: You have intentionally snorted a line of Cheeto dust.

I can't imagine Ram Jam as anyone's favourite band, but that's funny.

From the 90's list, this one stings a bit since I recently went on a couple of dates with a widow. :embarrassed:

Foo Fighters: No matter what you do, you’ll never be as good as your spouse’s dead first husband.

And from the dad rock category?

Counting Crows: Turns out that if you really want to get anywhere in the commercial cannabis industry, it’s all about who you know. (
^very true.
 
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