Question: Was It "Peak America" When Coors Light Had The "Wide Mouth" Beer Can With A Larger Opening, Allowing You To Get Beer Down Your Fat F***ing Maw Faster?

[smurfco]

It's all certainly been downhill from there...

 

[jp_nyc]

I miss the Sam Adams wide mouth bottles. Pop one in, shake it, and you had an enema in about 15 seconds.

 

[smurfco]

I miss the Sam Adams wide mouth bottles. Pop one in, shake it, and you had an enema in about 15 seconds.

That definitely beats the usual four-hour wait for a Sam Adams enema to kick in.

 

[Pine Apple Slim]

I remember when The Bandit made everybody think Coors was actually good beer.

 

[jrockbridge]

Ridiculous! We were doing beer bongs long before Coors Light came up with their wide mouth. Peak America was the invention of crack cocaine.

 

[Chicken Man]

Mickey's Big Mouth or GTFO.

 

[2manband]

Mickey's Big Mouth or GTFO.

My man!

 

[jrockbridge]

Mickey's Big Mouth or GTFO.

True. Mickey’s Big Mouth was introduced in 1962. I drank that skunk beer in the 80’s.

Coors came out with their wide mouth in 1996. Coors was 34 years too late.

 

[LeftyTom]

True. Mickey’s Big Mouth was introduced in 1962. I drank that skunk beer in the 80’s.

Coors came out with their wide mouth in 1996. Coors was 34 years too late.

But Mickey's had the puzzle under the lid.

 

[smurfco]

Mickey's Big Mouth or GTFO.

Did anything on their cans turn blue when the beer was cold?

Didn't think so.

 

[jrockbridge]

Did anything on their cans turn blue when the beer was cold?

Didn't think so.

Mickey’s is a green, glass bottle. If it’s cold enough, it could turn your lips blue.

 

[Andrew Sak]

A gentleman's beer, this is not.

The only Mickey Bigmouth I ever had, was as an underage drinker.

 

[Tig]

Mickey's Big Mouth or GTFO.

I drank a few Mickey's in 1983 and promptly threw up. This ended my otherwise good shot at nailing Beverly, the goth chic who persued me after her best friend broke up with me the previous week.

 

[jrockbridge]

A gentleman's beer, this is not.

The only Mickey Bigmouth I ever had, was as an underage drinker.

What do you have against Mickey’s?

 

[Andrew Sak]

What do you have against Mickey’s?

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I can't recall the taste. That murder hornet on the cap is pretty cool. The larger opening marketing scheme seems pretty lame.

We went camping again just after Christmas. We passed a skunk in the road that was going to town on some road kill. It was the closest ive ever been to one.

 

[shoeless]

You guys kinda have me craving a Mickey's. I don't believe I've had one since 1982 or so. Do they still even make it? Pulling up Google now...

Edit: So they have this locator site, but all I get is Chicago. https://www.mickeys.com/locator

 

[Peen Simmons]

You guys kinda have me craving a Mickey's. I don't believe I've had one since 1982 or so. Do they still even make it? Pulling up Google now...

Edit: So they have this locator site, but all I get is Chicago. https://www.mickeys.com/locator

Deebo said he’s gonna buy you a plane ticket to Chicago so Mickey can kick your ass.

 

[mnewb1]

I could have sworn it was:

 

[mnewb1]

Mickey’s is a green, glass bottle. If it’s cold enough, it could turn your lips blue.

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[Tig]

I can't recall the taste. That murder hornet on the cap is pretty cool. The larger opening marketing scheme seems pretty lame.

We went camping again just after Christmas. We passed a skunk in the road that was going to town on some road kill. It was the closest ive ever been to one.
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Moosehead captured the skunk spray bouquet like no other.