Achtung! Think back to when you used to go to Applebee's - what's a better deal, $2 gets you 23-oz Killian's Red or $1 for a Long Island Iced Tea? It's a scam!

smurfco

Meatus McPrepuce
They said you get a 23 oz killian's red for $2 but then the tab came and it was rung up at fuckin' $3.99. What the fuck? I stuck with a fuckin' margarita and long island iced tea and they were priced as advertised but my friend said he wanted the Killian's Red because he thought it was $2 but it was rung up fuckin' $3.99? We told thim and they fixed it and said it was a mistake, but I have my doubts, I think Applebee's is hoping you don't look at your fuckin' receipts when you go to pay the bill because you're hamnmered on long island iced teas and killian's red. Also, this occurred at least 25 years ago so I'm not sure they're even still running this promotion. Yes this is actually a true story that happened to smurfco and his friend that I remember and seethe about to this very day.
 
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I haven't been back since, 'That Day'.
Beer companies that name their product after the founder are a little uncreative. The same goes for user names.
 
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