The official "Jokes that Prages won't get/find funny" thread!

[baimun]

What do you mean "finally"?

 

[Elias Graves]

Gingerbread Ewok Village.

Why does that death star have a green penis?

EG

 

[Peeker]

Bothan Herpes.

 

[paulskirocks]

So, am I the only other guy on this forum, other than Prages, that hasn't seen all the Star Wars flicks, and doesn't care?

 

[reverend1]

So, am I the only other guy on this forum, other than Prages, that hasn't seen all the Star Wars flicks, and doesn't care?

 

[Denverdave]

So, am I the only other guy on this forum, other than Prages, that hasn't seen all the Star Wars flicks, and doesn't care?

That would be yes...

 

[paulskirocks]

beavis0:rs:chewie0electricguitar054party0heavy-metal-044icon_bouncydisco-084:bluesdance::ep::rawk:

 

[Chad]

So, am I the only other guy on this forum, other than Prages, that hasn't seen all the Star Wars flicks, and doesn't care?

I wish I hadn't seen the last 3 does that count?

 

[BoomBoomBigelow]

I wish I hadn't seen the last 3 does that count?

No, that just makes you a critic.

 

[jelloman]

Bothan Herpes.

Last time I had that it took FOREVER to clear up...

 

[Peeker]

hey, at least it wasn't a case of Twi'lek Chlamydia
that shit does weird things to yer dingdong.

 

[jelloman]

hey, at least it wasn't a case of Twi'lek Chlamydia
that shit does weird things to yer dingdong.

Yes...I know...:rolleyes:

 

[Peeker]

some folks should probably google "Twi'lek", just so's they get that one...[/SW geek]

 

[Kerouac]

hey, at least it wasn't a case of Twi'lek Chlamydia
that shit does weird things to yer lekku.

Fixed.

 

[reverend1]

Fixed.

Nerd meter goes to 11.

 

[Peeker]

Fixed.

I didn't wanna confuse 'em all too much...

 

[Denverdave]

I didn't wanna confuse 'em all too much...

Too late....

 

[Peeker]

hey, at least it ain't no Ithorian Syphillis
tht's like taking a hammer to the head.

*plants a tree*

 

[Chad]

No, that just makes you a critic.

No it just means that it is harder to entertain the me in my 30s than the me when I am 6.

 

[reverend1]

No it just means that it is harder to entertain the me in my 30s than the me when I am 6.

Yeah, but the original were great regardless of your age. The last three were not so much.