That Seedy Table In The Dark Corner Where The Reprobates Gather

[Elias Graves]

I could call the Monsignor.

 

[jelloman]

Would you? That would be great...

 

[Elias Graves]

What kind of pestilence do you need? We got locusts, boils, madness, etc.
one thing I learned with the Monsignor is that if you aren't specific, he'll head straight for the locusts.

 

[jelloman]

I was thinking dust bowl...with a side of ticks...

 

[Woody_in_MN]

Jello. I don't think you need pestilence. I am thinking maybe a dog would help. A dog will love you when the whole world is against you.

 

[jelloman]

I've got cats...they treat us like the "help"...

 

[Woody_in_MN]

So true. Our Calico Sweatie runs the house.

 

[Bob411]

Don't mean to "talk about the weather" but, it's raing hard here. Thunder, and lightning too.

 

[BoomBoomBigelow]

Don't mean to "talk about the weather" but, it's raing hard here. Thunder, and lightning too.

No need to apologize. That's what we talk about here; weather, plumbing, socks, beverages, domestic animals, zithers.

Uh, wait. Sorry, Strike that last one. Zithers is not a topic.

 

[jelloman]

I prefer my Zither fretted...

 

[BoomBoomBigelow]

Oh, jeez... I guess it's a topic now...

 

[Elias Graves]

I like my zithers played by comely young wenches.

 

[Phil513]

I'm fine with going back to beverages.

 

[Elias Graves]

I'm fine with going back to beverages.

And comely young wenches?

 

[Phil513]

Well, yeah, i didnt see them on the list, but sure.

 

[jelloman]

And comely young wenches?

If you buy them enough beverages they come more easily...

 

[Mark Wein]

panic0

 

[Phil513]

Holy crap, i'm almost at 30K posts. I wonder what percentage of my life that represents.

 

[BoomBoomBigelow]

Holy crap, i'm almost at 30K posts. I wonder what percentage of my life that represents.

Don't be concerned. You weren't awake during most of it.

 

[Phil513]

None more true.