Newsflash! Stupid stripper quote of the day!!

huskerdude said:
I always just assumed it was an iPod with "Talk Dirty To Me' playing on a loop.
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Today's strip club patron is more extreme and cranked silly on Monster Brand Energy Drinks. He needs a titty bar that rocks hard. Think Puddle of Hoobastank.

In addition, some clubs in less enlightened socio-cultural zones have a "No Raps" policy because they do not want to get the "wrong kind" of patrons.
 
Some cool things I've seen in a stripper bar.


  • Naked girl knock a guy out cold by hitting him in the head with a pool stick.
  • A dancer fall off the stage - that had to hurt.
  • A dancer dramatically yelling for the DJ to stop the music and running off the stage because as she was rolling around on her back doing her show and someone threw gum up there and it knotted up in her hair.
  • A couple of fights - one leading outside to a guy meeting the bumper of a truck with his face
  • I guy getting a bloody nose froman old lady slamming her boob into his face over and over
  • I dancer punching a guy because he shot her in the face with a water pistol
  • Some jackass kid knocking over a bunch of Harley Davidson cycles out in the parking lot - he was later caught that night.
  • Me getting lifted up by a bouncer and thrown out becuase I bet my brother $10 at the time that I could say somethign to a stripper that was so offensive she would slap me on the spot. I whispered in her ear that I bet my brother $10 and I'd give her $5 if she would slap me in the face. She did and the bouncer saw it thinking I was being uncivilized and removed me. I kept the $10. :embarrassed:
 
Elias Graves said:
Kerouac said:
I like stupid strippers.... :embarrassed:
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So you like them all?

EG
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HEY! big-axe

12Pack said:
Some cool things I've seen in a stripper bar.


  • Naked girl knock a guy out cold by hitting him in the head with a pool stick.
  • A dancer fall off the stage - that had to hurt.
  • A dancer dramatically yelling for the DJ to stop the music and running off the stage because as she was rolling around on her back doing her show and someone threw gum up there and it knotted up in her hair.
  • A couple of fights - one leading outside to a guy meeting the bumper of a truck with his face
  • I guy getting a bloody nose froman old lady slamming her boob into his face over and over
  • I dancer punching a guy because he shot her in the face with a water pistol
  • Some jackass kid knocking over a bunch of Harley Davidson cycles out in the parking lot - he was later caught that night.
  • Me getting lifted up by a bouncer and thrown out becuase I bet my brother $10 at the time that I could say somethign to a stripper that was so offensive she would slap me on the spot. I whispered in her ear that I bet my brother $10 and I'd give her $5 if she would slap me in the face. She did and the bouncer saw it thinking I was being uncivilized and removed me. I kept the $10. :embarrassed:
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Someone has spent way too much time in strip clubs!
 
Mrs.P said:
Someone has spent way too much time in strip clubs!
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I actually have a strip club story - involves me spending way too much, trying to get out of it, moving bank accounts arounds and cancelling others - then getting a visit by the mafia looking to collect. They did collect and I was NEVER so scared in my life
 
12Pack said:
I actually have a strip club story - involves me spending way too much, trying to get out of it, moving bank accounts arounds and cancelling others - then getting a visit by the mafia looking to collect. They did collect and I was NEVER so scared in my life
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I think that was an episode of CSI.
 
I've never found strip clubs very appealing. I've been to one twice in my life. Once on my 18th birthday and again for my bacholar party. The first time I went the first girl that danced was a classmate of mine from grade school, that made me feel kind of creepy. Besides you wallk out of their with an empty wallet wondering WTF did I do that for? At least when my wife drains my wallet I get some thing in return.
 
Tralfaz said:
How can they be stupid when they're all using the money they earn to pay their way through college and med school?
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lol-049


TV VCR repair college.

Judging by some of the girls I've seen, I'm glad they found a way to make a decent living. Some of them are just, wow.
 
12Pack said:
Some cool things I've seen in a stripper bar.


  • Naked girl knock a guy out cold by hitting him in the head with a pool stick.
  • A dancer fall off the stage - that had to hurt.
  • A dancer dramatically yelling for the DJ to stop the music and running off the stage because as she was rolling around on her back doing her show and someone threw gum up there and it knotted up in her hair.
  • A couple of fights - one leading outside to a guy meeting the bumper of a truck with his face
  • I guy getting a bloody nose froman old lady slamming her boob into his face over and over
  • I dancer punching a guy because he shot her in the face with a water pistol
  • Some jackass kid knocking over a bunch of Harley Davidson cycles out in the parking lot - he was later caught that night.
  • Me getting lifted up by a bouncer and thrown out becuase I bet my brother $10 at the time that I could say somethign to a stripper that was so offensive she would slap me on the spot. I whispered in her ear that I bet my brother $10 and I'd give her $5 if she would slap me in the face. She did and the bouncer saw it thinking I was being uncivilized and removed me. I kept the $10. :embarrassed:
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you just described my average Tuesday
 
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