Signs that maybe I've seen enough porn.

[Dudeman1967]

Please don't post any clips.

Here are a few:
Girl is writhing near naked all over a car and all I'm thinking is don't scratch or dent it. That's a classic!

People doing it poolside and my first thought is someone should have pulled or sprayed those weeds in the pool deck cracks or along the fence.

I froze the screen with a woman doing herself on a kitchen counter top to snap a picture of the backsplash. I wanted to show my wife the tile I wanted in our kitchen.

also I noticed that there is a LOT of other things on the internet. Who knew?

 

[jp_nyc]

You just need to take a break from the porn that you’re used to and take a walk on the wild side. Check out r/furryporn.

 

[Dudeman1967]

I'm going to assume furries don't like pools but how are their kitchens? Well appointed? I'm still looking for ideas.

 

[shoeless]

This could easily turn into a Jeff Foxworthy bit (remember him?).

"If you're watching porn and think _____________, maybe you've seen enough porn."

 

[jp_nyc]

If you're watching porn and think Marge Simpson needs a labiaplasty, maybe you've seen enough porn.

 

[smurfco]

if your penis has developed a knuckle

 

[shoeless]

If you're watching porn and think that's not a good place to store ping pong balls, maybe you've seen enough porn.

 

[Rick 381]

If the pizza guy shows up and you wonder if it's thick or thin crust.

 

[MonkeyZero]

If you're watching porn and actually search for those invasive thoughts you have, you've definitely seen enough.

 

[smurfco]

if you see the sadness and desperation in their eyes and you're like why am i supporting this and then you have the saddest little half-assed orgasm and feel so ashamed

 

[rhino]

if you see the sadness and desperation in their eyes and you're like why am i supporting this and then you have the saddest little half-assed orgasm and feel so ashamed

What if the sadness and desperation is what gets you off? Asking for a friend

 

[DinoMikeSr]

Lets take up a collection and purchase a nice prostitute and send them over.

 

[Porfirio]

If you get all the way to the part where Karl Hungus actually fixes the cable....

 

[Knox in Box]

"Man, how many step-sisters does this guy have? No wonder he can't afford a real gift..."

 

[frunobulax]

 

[DinoMikeSr]

Do you live in Virginia ? No Pornhub. They have banned and locked it down. No access .

 

[shoeless]

Do you live in Virginia ? No Pornhub. They have banned and locked it down. No access .

...at least, that's what my friend from VA tells me.

 

[Motorik]

also I noticed that there is a LOT of other things on the internet. Who knew?

The internet was invented for Christian fellowship, but then it got overtaken by porn and news.

 

[DdBob]

When you start asking yourself if it’s been a minute