Dig it! Proof that there is no god! (Eclipse content)

[Tig]

Dear Mr. Jury Foreman,
Please excuse tiger roach from jury duty. He is home sick from tainted artificial crab meat.
Signed,
tiger roach's mother

 

[jelloman]

Dear Mr. Jury Foreman,
Please excuse tiger roach from jury duty. He is home sick from tainted artificial crab meat.
Signed,
tiger roach's mother

Tiger Roach's mother's doctor...

 

[dodgechargerfan]

The expected length of time for the totality is about 4 minutes and 27 seconds.

The song Total Eclipse of the Heart is 4 minutes and 30 seconds long.

Our solar system is a jukebox with synchronized lighting.