It is weird how much their setup can vary on new guitars, especially when they plek everything. All my Gibsons are relatively high end and have been flawless. Well, the blues hawk is a cheaper model and it is great. I’ve certainly played some real dogs from Gibson, but I’m not sure if it is more or less than from other brands. Certainly, the low end stuff is more miss than hit, and the standard models are usually pretty good. Artist models, Memphis historic models, and custom shop models are awesome. Mostly. Of course, you can’t tell if it feels dead or alive until you play it. That is an issue of wood, and not really the builder. I’ve played tons of high end guitars that were beautiful and well made but just felt dead, and some cheap guitars that just sang.
I’m not sure how, but firing Henry and having him live in a cardboard box on the streets is clearly the answer. Maybe even having him torn apart by a pack of wild dogs would help.