WTF: No, I don't have head lice OK? I just happen to like the way the RID shampoo smells, so I use it OK?

smurfco

smurfco

Meatus McPrepuce
Jeez, not everyone who buys the RID lice removal kit has lice. Some of us just enjoy the way it smells. I mean you can still drink Powerade even if you're not working out right? I also prefer to comb my hair with that tiny little comb that you use to pick the nits and eggs out if you do have lice, which I definitely do not. I just like the way that comb makes my hair look and I like the way the shampoo smells, OK?
 
I just designed this shirt

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Some, I suppose, also use it to kill off embarrassing pubic lice. I imagine a subset of those like the smell as well. You could print that on the front. Perhaps adding a line that your genitals are as smooth as an Egyptian pharaoh's, so you don't have that problem would also be good.
 
Tiltsta said:
Some, I suppose, also use it to kill off embarrassing pubic lice. I imagine a subset of those like the smell as well. You could print that on the front. Perhaps adding a line that your genitals are as smooth as an Egyptian pharaoh's, so you don't have that problem would also be good.
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Speaking of pubic and the aforementioned tiny comb. Show of hands, who has ever tried to comb and, or, brush their pubic hair?
 
Your "Not everyone who purchases the RID lice removal kit has head lice. Some of us just like the way the shampoo smells" shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by your shirt.
 
I’ve never used RID. I did not know it included a comb. The inclusion of a “special” comb seems like a smart marketing ploy.

Thinking about this logically, if I’ve never used RID, how can I be certain that I don’t have lice? I don’t think I’ve ever had lice. But, I suppose it’s, at least, within the realm of possibility that I had, or have, lice and did not notice.

This discussion made me wonder about something. If I do happen to notice white things moving around in my hair, is RID my only option? As an alternative, can’t I use one of the combs I already own to pick them out of my hair? Or, could I simply shave my head to eradicate the lice? I ask because I’m just guessing RID must smell awful if @smurfco likes it.
 
jrockbridge said:
I’ve never used RID. I did not know it included a comb. The inclusion of a “special” comb seems like a smart marketing ploy.

Thinking about this logically, if I’ve never used RID, how can I be certain that I don’t have lice? I don’t think I’ve ever had lice. But, I suppose it’s, at least, within the realm of possibility that I had, or have, lice and did not notice.

This discussion made me wonder about something. If I do happen to notice white things moving around in my hair, is RID my only option? As an alternative, can’t I use one of the combs I already own to pick them out of my hair? Or, could I simply shave my head to eradicate the lice? I ask because I’m just guessing RID must smell awful if @smurfco likes it.
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Get your pet monkey to pick them out and eat them.
 
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