Marvel had a 5 and 1/2 hour long announcement!!!....

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It started with someone walking in and setting up a chair for Chris Hemsworth.

Then every 12 minutes or so, you would hear some theme music... and the camera would pan backwards revealing another chair.

The names revealed:

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Chris Hemsworth
Vanessa Kirby
Anthony Mackie
Sebastian Stan
Letitia Wright
Paul Rudd
Wyatt Russell
Tenoch Huerta Mejia
Ebon Moss-Bachrach
Simu Liu
Florence Pugh
Kelsey Grammer
Lewis Pullman
Danny Ramirez
Joseph Quinn
David Harbour
Winston Duke
Hannah John-Kamen
Tom Hiddleston
Patrick Stewart
Ian McKellen
Alan Cumming
Rebecca Romijn
James Marsden
Channing Tatum
Pedro Pascal


…. But then the doors at the end of the hanger open, a figure walks in and….
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Robert Downey Junior
 
This movie is going to be nothing but people walking, running, and flying in and out of scenes while Robert Downey Jr. tries to act fierce without smiling about the crazy Swiss watches he’s going to commission with the $75,000,000 he’s getting paid to play Dr. Doom. He’s going to have Vacheron Constantin make him a platinum cock ring with ten complications including an alarm that makes it vibrate.
 
TomcatMF said:
That they had to advertise the cast so blatently before the movie is even made tells me it's going to be shit.
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Well Iger figured out that the problem with The Marvels was that there weren’t enough executives on set. Surely this movie will be great if there are multiple Disney executives on set questioning the writers, directors, and actors. That worked out so well with Age of Ultron that Joss Whedon refused to ever work with Disney again.

I’ll laugh my ass off if the Russo Brothers quit halfway through filming.
 
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