Marvel had a 5 and 1/2 hour long announcement!!!....

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It started with someone walking in and setting up a chair for Chris Hemsworth.

Then every 12 minutes or so, you would hear some theme music... and the camera would pan backwards revealing another chair.

The names revealed:

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Chris Hemsworth
Vanessa Kirby
Anthony Mackie
Sebastian Stan
Letitia Wright
Paul Rudd
Wyatt Russell
Tenoch Huerta Mejia
Ebon Moss-Bachrach
Simu Liu
Florence Pugh
Kelsey Grammer
Lewis Pullman
Danny Ramirez
Joseph Quinn
David Harbour
Winston Duke
Hannah John-Kamen
Tom Hiddleston
Patrick Stewart
Ian McKellen
Alan Cumming
Rebecca Romijn
James Marsden
Channing Tatum
Pedro Pascal


…. But then the doors at the end of the hanger open, a figure walks in and….
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Robert Downey Junior
 
This movie is going to be nothing but people walking, running, and flying in and out of scenes while Robert Downey Jr. tries to act fierce without smiling about the crazy Swiss watches he’s going to commission with the $75,000,000 he’s getting paid to play Dr. Doom. He’s going to have Vacheron Constantin make him a platinum cock ring with ten complications including an alarm that makes it vibrate.
 
TomcatMF said:
That they had to advertise the cast so blatently before the movie is even made tells me it's going to be shit.
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Well Iger figured out that the problem with The Marvels was that there weren’t enough executives on set. Surely this movie will be great if there are multiple Disney executives on set questioning the writers, directors, and actors. That worked out so well with Age of Ultron that Joss Whedon refused to ever work with Disney again.

I’ll laugh my ass off if the Russo Brothers quit halfway through filming.
 
Frank Prince said:
Ugh, no Elizabeth Olsen or Paul Bettany. I thought WandaVision was amazing. We need them back.
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They’ll be back. This is a big two parter. There’s leaked concept art suggesting as much. And they’re doing a whole Vision show on Disney+

As if the Mouse isn’t gonna give you all the fanservice you guys can stand. There gonna churn out mostly acceptable Marvel product until you’re all dead. There’s no massive drop off in quality or golden age. It’s not like the first Thor or Iron Man films were wonderful cinema. Occasionally someone gets the chance to smash action figures together and they make something ranging from great to pretty good. But most of it is just adequate content to make the airplane less boring or to kill 3 hours when you’re stuck in a random town on a weeknight with nothing to do.

In short, you’ll all be mostly satisfied.
 
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Acadiafall said:
Isnt it a bit daft that the very recognisable Tony Stark will be another character?
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Maybe that’s the point. I mean, it’s a whole group of films about variants and multiple universes. That’s why the guy from the Mint Mobile commercials is hanging out with Zombie Wolverine and Owen Wilson’s coworkers and all nine Spidermen had orgy at Sherlock’s house very recently.
 
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They’ve just announced even more names:

Richard Kiel
Beth Grant
Vincent Schiavelli
Joe Estevez
Reginald VelJohnson
Ned Beatty
Max Wright
Estelle Harris
M emmett walsh
Basil Rathbone
Hal Holbrook
Richard Farnsworth
Dennis Haysbert
Donald Pleasence
John Cazale
 
There definitely was a "MORE CONTENT" push at Disney and they were kind of all over the place during this phase....


Bob Iger came back to slow things down at Disney Plus, focus on quality over quantity, and I'm hopeful things will improve.
 
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