Let's Have a Funny Pic Thread! Mk XII

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Not much of a Star Wars fan but I want those!
 

I was in line yesterday behind Jabba's wife as she ordered a venti triple fat double shot extra sugar and fat half stack paddy whack mocha latte dot com and who then bitched and moaned that they didn't have any soy milk. Complaining isn't going to suddenly fill the cooler with an over abundance of soy milk, as if she was some sort of tubby Jesus making loaves and fishes. All i wanted was a god damned iced coffee with a splash of milk but i left because i was so tempted to tell her to go fuck herself.
 
Man, I generally like my coffee black . . . but then I do have the occasional Caramel Macchiato. Does that mean I'm a psychopath that victimizes himself? o_O
Are you subject to periods of violent masturbation and enjoy putting a rope around your neck employing intense suffocation prior to ejaculation?
 
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