Chicken Man
Kick Henry Jackassowski
I've got to buy a bit of kit that my local stores don't carry, and I avoid A-zon as much as I can. However, the thought of ordering from Sweetwater caused pavlovian dread of the extremely awkward phone calls with my assigned rep. The last time I ordered, 10 years ago, I got three follow up calls about whether I was enjoying my very utilitarian bit of stage lighting. It was embarrassing for both the caller and me to make small talk about such a boring item. Is there a phrase I can use that will get them to click the "this a-hole is not worth the follow up call"? I don't like phone calls from my favorite people in the world, and so a call from Colby at Sweetwater hoping to discuss my harmonica rack replacement gasket is a net negative in my life.