If You Were Magically Gifted With the Ability to Compete in One Winter Olympic Sport,

[rhino]

Figure skating. I feel that's the one I could make work in a casual group social setting, like a trip to the ice rink. It'd be like being a really great dancer, in that women love to dance/skate with you, and the dudes resent it. But those dorks can suck it.

My dad was an amateur competitive roller skater in his youth. When I was a kid, bday parties at the skating rink were very embarrassing. That’s not what dads were supposed to do. As an adult, looking back, I appreciate it. Made for some chuckles during his eulogy though.

I’m going Luge. Those guys are fucking nuts.

 

[Modern Saint]

Ski Jumping/Luge

 

[Motorik]

My dad was an amateur competitive roller skater in his youth. When I was a kid, bday parties at the skating rink were very embarrassing. That’s not what dads were supposed to do. As an adult, looking back, I appreciate it. Made for some chuckles during his eulogy though.

I’m going Luge. Those guys are fucking nuts.

Sounds like your dad was a cool guy.

 

[Acadiafall]

I tried curling once on a trip to Aviemore (Scotland). It was a lot of fun so I'm going with that.
I was also very drunk.

 

[Tig]

Any alpine ski racing, including freestyle like slope style/big air/half pipe.