People put fruit (tomato) on pizza 99.9% of the time. What's one more?
And I never realized there was a Pizza Synod that met and decided on what ingredients were canon and which weren't. When did this occur? And who was on the council?
No council: pizza is not a democracy. It's ruled by one man with an iron fist -- the Preident-of-Pizza-For-Life:
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It's pineapple, not roofies.
How would she feel about a banana in her calzone?
That's probably not even on the table.
And they have cheese on that pizza too!My pizza, I'll put and enjoy whatever I want on it. Some people put nasty little hairy canned fish on their pizza!?! That's far more offensive than pineapple.
And they have cheese on that pizza too!
I guess I am a pizza purist. Yesterday a co-worker ordered a bbq chicken pizza with a side of ranch dressing.
WTF? Just order wings and a loaf of bread.