Describe your perfect sandwich

[bsman]

No old school BLT for me anymore.

My "remastered" version requires 1/2 lb. of crispy bacon served on the side of heavily buttered toast, slathered in mayonnaise, covered with chopped lettuce and tomato (to facilitate ease of consumption), all salted and covered with copious amounts of freshly ground pepper and drizzled with hot bacon fat.

Boy do I have something for you!

 

[B Valley]

Yoga mat, Sofia Vergara, me.

 

[Heartstring]

Yoga mat, Sofia Vergara, me.

This reminds me of that old joke where the patient grabs his Swedish maid and jams her with the old salami, telling her, "That's what we call a sandwich in this country!"

"Ja, Ja," she says, "that's what we call it in Sweden too, except we put a lot more meat in it!"