BEHOLD—THE GARY BLANCHARD OF CONDIMENTS

[wok]

Ummm, remember those delicious 80s dinner party favourite Prawn Cocktails?

The sauce was made with mayo and ketchup.

 

[xStonr]

Corned beef gets the mustard or horseradish.

Don’t be gross.

I guess you all never heard of a Corned Beef Special. It consists of corned beef, cole slaw, russian dressing on rye with a sour pickle. Yummo!

 

[reverend1]

Clamatoe’s inbred cousin.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

I guess you all never heard of a Corned Beef Special. It consists of corned beef, cole slaw, russian dressing on rye with a sour pickle. Yummo!

So it's a cold almost reuben?

 

[tiger roach]

Russian dressing = mayochup with some squishy things added.

 

[reverend1]

So it's a cold almost reuben?

Well, they are both disgusting.

 

[bsman]

Russian dressing = mayochup with some squishy things added.

I think you’re confusing Russian with Thousand Island (which is Russian dressing with some squishy things (pickle relish) added.

 

[DFB]

Please let's not start on Ranch dressing.
Everywhere you go in Colorado they push Ranch.
It has a vomit taste.
Hard pass.

 

[Honkridge]

Mother Teresa Kerry's "Secretary of Altered State" Burrito topping, now with invincibility mushrooms.