BEHOLD—THE GARY BLANCHARD OF CONDIMENTS

[Peen Simmons]

 

[DFB]

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[Help!I'maRock!]

The worst tomatoes. You've never seen more terrible tomatoes in your life.

 

[Peen Simmons]

The worst tomatoes. You've never seen more terrible tomatoes in your life.

Come on, people, now
Smile on your brother...

 

[yabba]

https://www.esquire.com/food-drink/food/a19829870/mayochup-coming-to-america/

they're soliciting name suggestions!

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

https://www.esquire.com/food-drink/food/a19829870/mayochup-coming-to-america/

they're soliciting name suggestions!

Nothingburger dressing.

 

[Peen Simmons]

https://www.esquire.com/food-drink/food/a19829870/mayochup-coming-to-america/

they're soliciting name suggestions!

We should organize to get it named Blanchard’s Sauce. Peace and love!

 

[Peen Simmons]

Unity Goo? Canadian Paste?

 

[yabba]

Gary's love juice

 

[Flamencology]

Gary’s Vegan Non-Alcoholic Taste-Is-Subjective Flavour-Enhanced High-Fructose Corn Syrupy Splooge

 

[Wyatt]

This erupted on social media several weeks ago.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...rnational-controversy/?utm_term=.c942e8627a76

I particularly like that it devolved into a "race war" between Puerto Rico and Utah.

 

[Dudeman1967]

Gary Blanchard himself says "Mayo life ketchup to modern times but with an old school 60's condimentality"

 

[Dudeman1967]

That "sauce" is already availible at Raising Canes and Freddy's with some minor additions. It seem to be popular at those chain restaurants.

 

[bsman]

They're all idiots. It's been around forever, it's called Russian dressing, and the only legitimate use for it is on a Reuben sandwich. On anything else it's as disgusting as its constituent elements.

 

[MonkeyZero]

Just add relish!

 

[DFB]

Just add relish!

Doesn' that make it Thousand Island?

 

[xStonr]

They're all idiots. It's been around forever, it's called Russian dressing, and the only legitimate use for it is on a Reuben sandwich. On anything else it's as disgusting as its constituent elements.

Good on Corned Beef sandwiches too. It's what makes it "special"

 

[Peen Simmons]

Good on Corned Beef sandwiches too. It's what makes it "special"

Corned beef gets the mustard or horseradish.

Don’t be gross.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Corned beef gets the mustard or horseradish.

Don’t be gross.

Or horseradish mustard.

 

[Peen Simmons]

Or horseradish mustard.

That’s a sandwich.