Recent content by Abrasion

I just came to the realisation that I can't play the guitar. Balls :weebz:

hello chaps

Mancunian fuckers :o

I think the fact that you've been invited to play there rather confirms this :o

No Euro forumites backing band request? For shame :o

Binoculars can make distant things appear closer.

You're all bastards and I hate you :o

Extant in physical form and available for purchase in minor and major retailers :o

As in actually published :o:o

any of you fuckers written a book?

It's been emotional :o

Agreed, have always been a fan of Milner and never understood the amount of criticism he got for what essentially amounted to performing very solidly in pretty much any position he's been put in. Not exactly a bright young star, but he'd be a good addition to any squad – particularly as we...

Free transfer on massively reduced wages must be appealing, but I cant see any clubs signing him up. It's funny how he's become such a pariah when there are plenty of other footballers with convictions to their name that I never remember too much of a fuss being made over (Marlon King...

Guitars? Nah mate, it's all hoovers 'round here

Could have played Jitte, if that's in their dictionary :o