Music stands are an epic fail....but I still know working bands that use them. No clue why they still get hired. There is even a local 'traditional country' band that in the band flyer they show a photo of the band on stage playing and every member has a music stand in front of them...
IPads are a perfectly good solution to that...but even then only to be used as a quick aid. Our lead singer uses an iPad but he is completely addicted to them and is staring at them half the show. Yuo take a quick glance at the lyric then move away...nope....
I don't like shorts but I guess they work for outdoor festival kinda stuff. I still won't wear them on stage....but I can see them being required for the Sandbar Bums...