What are some of your minor super powers?

[Dudeman1967]

For example one of mine would be making oxymoronic titles.

Another example is that I can see and exist most of the day through dirty eye glasses, dirty and foggy winshields, scuba masks and the like. I spent most of my career needing eye protection of some sort. I sweat like a newt at a witches convention. my safety glasses,goggles,face shields were always dirty and sweaty. I just learned to "look through it".

The brain is an amazing thing. Of course look who made me write that.

Also, I endeavor to join the Procrastination Action Network. Soon!

 

[bsman]

I can always find a good parking place. OTOH, stoplights invariably turn red as I approach, so that negates it.

 

[Tig]

I can maximize stakeholder engagement while leveraging unilateral growth across all verticals, thus balancing and optimizing synergies.

 

[jrockbridge]

My biggest super power is common sense. I started figuring that out in college when going on spring break trips with friends. Even now, people that I know with higher IQ's than myself cannot match me when it comes to common sense.

Another super power is spatial intelligence, aka spacial reasoning. I don't have to read step by step instructions to put something together from thousands of parts. I can skip to the 2D illustration of the 3D object and assemble the item.

One of my favorite super powers is smart-assery skills. I am a certified smart-ass.

Another in my quiver of skills are my powers of observation, and my ability to verbalize what is happening, Anyone can see something happening right before their eyes, but I posses the super power of stating the obvious.

I posses the super power of humor. I can find the humor in everything, and every situation, even when it's inappropriate. I cannot always make others laugh, but I can always laugh at another's expense. Most importantly, I can laugh at myself.

I have the super power of bullshit. I am full of it and have an endless supply.

I could go on, but I'm trying to be humble, and brief, which are not some of my super powers.....

 

[DinoMikeSr]

Ejaculating 21 times a month to maintain a healthy prostate.

 

[pmc100]

I always know what time it is.

Time for a beer.
Time for bed.

 

[micwalt]

Facial recognition.
And I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue.

 

[Andrew Sak]

I can make your favorite team lose by publicly picking them to win.

I can fail each and every time at something by bragging about it beforehand

I've made it rain more than 10 times.

 

[dmn23]

I can fall asleep anywhere, anytime.

 

[Peen Simmons]

I can fall asleep anywhere, anytime.

Me too! I can also operate sans sleep for a longer than usual amount of time.

 

[nuke_diver]

I can make your favorite team lose by publicly picking them to win.

I can fail each and every time at something by bragging about it beforehand

I've made it rain more than 10 times.

According to my wife I have similar super powers. Apparently I can influence the weather, elections and other public events by commenting on them but only in a negative way so I am constantly being told not to jinx it (whatever the it is). But sadly I cannot seem to make it rain even though most would think it's negative, probably because around here it rarely rains

 

[PunkKitty]

I can make traffic lights turn from red to green just by staring at them.

 

[Frank Prince]

I was/sort of still am a natural speed reader when it comes to fiction or non-technical/mathy/complicated philosophical stuff. Someone figured out I was doing it in 6th grade or so, and had me tested at school. I peaked on the test at 1100 words per minute with 85% comprehension. I've slowed down a lot, but I can still knock out a lengthy Stephen King or sci-fi novel in a long evening.

At that time, I was pretty antisocial and not yet obsessed with guitar, so I read out about 3/4 of the Science Fiction section of the Cleveland Heights Ohio library over a summer.

 

[LeftyTom]

Parallel parking.

Driving and navigation in U K.

 

[shoeless]

Picking the slowest checkout line.

 

[GilmourD]

My entire job hinges upon the fact that my superpower is that I figure things out quickly without any prior knowledge. I assimilate working knowledge of a lot of things quickly while other people fumble around.

 

[jp_nyc]

My right pinky finger fits in my nose for two knuckles.

 

[Andrew Sak]

According to my wife I have similar super powers. Apparently I can influence the weather, elections and other public events by commenting on them but only in a negative way so I am constantly being told not to jinx it (whatever the it is). But sadly I cannot seem to make it rain even though most would think it's negative, probably because around here it rarely rains

There has to be some chance of rain in the forecast. If so, I have a long list of rituals:

Feasting, chanting, mating, The Dance, and most importantly, the washing of the car. For extra mojo, I'll wax it and use some Armour All.

*sometimes the gods will send a sand storm, or a swarm of locusts. Or seagull poop. Or maybe the jerk driving by me will have a heavy duty windshield washer squirter that gets on my vehicle.

 

[Monson]

Brushing my teeth very quietly.

Picking up dog poo in a graceful manner.

Improvised grocery shopping (black belt w. infinite-th dan).

Infiltration - on many occasions I have walked straight into staff only areas and used the bathroom, just smiling and saying hi to everyone.

 

[Dudeman1967]

I can pick the slowest line anywhere. Even if it is the shortest line it will become the longest line once I get in it. Something always happens.

I find programming bugs no one has ever seen before. I've been told on no less than a dozen times from IT. "i've never seen this before. It's never failed like this?"

I am a pedestrian and driving Ninja. I am rarely in someone else's way. I apologise if I am impeding someone at the mall or on the road. If everyone were more like me the world would be a better place. Not to brag. lol