Recent content by Peen Simmons

That was 5D chess to keep Matt LaFleur as HC in Green Bay

One of the most Chicago Chicagoans to ever Chicago. https://www.cnn.com/2026/10/09/sport/mike-ditka-dies-at-86 I assume he’s yelling at sports writers in heaven now. He’d be having his way with the Packers there too, but there are no Packers in heaven.

He’s no bagpuss, but who is.

Just got served an ad for this Hoosier Doofus sig model...

Watching Get Back when it came out a few years ago and seeing the Beatles smoking a ton I couldn’t help but think how bad everyone and everything must have smelled

Doug’s taking care of me because he’s a stand up guy. UPS sux so I don’t think they’re gonna take care of anything. I have no idea how they managed to do that.

These fucking Bears. Sure, make Case Keenum look like a pro-bowler for no damn reason. Why the hell not after eeking out 3 points last week. Fuck it.

Tony Gonzalez

So, if you are familiar with God’s own Internet then you may have encountered people dragging Taylor Swift for being cringe and phoning it in and milking her fans and generally wearing out her welcome. In particular people have been going hard on the petty whinging from your 20 year high school...

A CURSED FAIRY BOON. Or what can Brown do for you. Thing was shipped inside a Mono bag inside a box and stabilized with cardboard and styrofoam.

Thanks for posting this because I had a position on polymarket that some internet guitarist would speak ill of wagering. And now I’m fucking rich and I’m gonna buy so much Weincoin.

That was the most Bears ass game that ever Bearsed.

Pie. Cookies are good, but pie is where it’s at. Plus there’s savory pies.

Counselor, did you or did you not ask this esteemed body to talk you out of this guitar? Permission to treat the guitar addict as hostile, your honor. I know P90s. I like P90s. Sir, these were no P90s—at least they were no P90s I was into. Bailiff, escort this rascal out of the courtroom...

Years and years ago I had one of those with the Dearmond 2K pickups and I wasn’t that hot on it. It was hard to dial in a sound that wasn’t too spiky or too blah. It sounded amazing every third time I plugged it in. I’d likely not sell anything or do too much work to get into this vs just...