Recent content by Peen Simmons

We’re doing a day trip to Salzburg and considered Dachu, but this just isn’t that sort of a trip—it’s more a brief respite before meeting our craziest friends in Romania (where we’re also getting our castle fix).

Ah, I’d thought you’d been recently but must have misremembered

That’s only for work trips. I was in like 22 different states last year. This year I’ve travelled a bunch, but mostly just to the same boring places.

I’m gonna be in Munich. Anything you recommend?

Supposedly the fuzz is that deal is based on the Op Amp Big Muff. Maybe you can get booked on Billy Pumpkin’s podcast to talk about it—if he lets you get a word in edgewise.

Specifically this with someone doing the full Beavis at the podium in place of a eulogy.

Less than happy enshittified Temu offset day! BOOOOOO!

Looking forward to the laser show at the next On the Sun gig

Maybe she’s in the employ of a rival wedding dj. Perhaps she’s the sister of that bagpipe guy and this is all an elaborate revenge scheme. Could it be that MBS and the Saudis have finally tracked you down? Did you in anyway wrong Ed Sheeran? Does your dog owe money to a bookie? I mean, you...

Deebo, is that you? It’s been a while, man. Back on the devil’s lettuce I see. How’s the dogs?

Death needs to read my wishlist and stop trolling everybody by taking our beloved entertainers. I mean, was the Grim Reaper invited to the Diddy Parties? Does Sean have some pictures of Ol’ Mister Boney Nowhere?

COVER THOSE COILS UP, HUSSY.

The first time my guy called me because I was perusing/comparing features aimlessly it was weird. I have to say, it’s made me less likely to poke around on Sweetwater.

I’ve seen those. It’s all fire emojis and splash emojis and eggplants. Biggest thirst trap account in South Bend, IN. Shameless.

Over in the Politics subforum David Lee Roth chimed in to agree with me that Feep’s fixation on the personal foibles and unpleasantness of members of the current administration is a convenient distraction from a serious analysis of systemic and structural issues that have weakened American...