Recent content by Muppet

No surprise here, and probably to blame for my lack of popularity on this site, but I'd rock it.

I want this. Bad.

That's just awful. Awful.

Why? Why? Why do I love this? I should hate this. I should. And yet... I don't. I'd rock the hell out of it. However, I'd be scared of the way the springs are exposed in the back. Most of my back cavities are always open my guitars, but somehow, this one looks dangerous. Tough one to explain in...

I'm not so sure about that neck heel, but I'd love to play it to see. I have a feeling I'd love it.

I wouldn't kick it out for eating crackers in bed... or however that weird expression goes. Yeah, I'd add it to the stable!

That's a kick ass score.

I actually love this.

Useless as tits on a bull.

Hmmmmm, on paper I should despise this this, and yet, it's strangely appealing. Would.

I've always disliked these. I've really tried to warm up to them, I really have, but just never could. Then, Zakk Wylde came along and made sure I could hate them forever and ever.

That makes me tingle in the happy places.

I was just thinking... man, it's almost that time of the morning where I might have to poop. Now, I definitely have to.