Recent content by Dersu Uzala

You are a master guitar designer or a Bentley engineer I take it. We probably know each other then. P.S. I must have played several dozen Spalt guitars. Masterpieces. Design & construction wise. I could not care less about the visuals, never bought one, obviously I ordered one with different...

They will recognize themselves. There is no $20k Ferrari. Keep 'scoring' Kias at your local 'source'.

No one cares what poor people 'would consider'. Don't you feel sick reading that type of thing? Yeah, change that Bentley design to Toyota Corolla, switch the logo to GM, cut the price tenfold and I'd buy it. Go ride a bus.

Hahahaha. Morons will probably find it funny.

I don't really understand since when it's cool to be dirt poor and boast about it.

It's a rocket science. One of them Scala guitars.

One could've ordered one of these (apologies for necroposting)

We dance.

More stuff... 'n stuff.

513 is based on this:

Yet there are just short of a dozen ordered in 3 weeks since photos were first published. At that price. Go figure.

Ordinarily not a fan of 'offset' yadda yadda. That's 'purdy' however. Mighty purdy, dare I say. How does it smoke?