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    I need an on-ramp to chord solos/four-to-the-bar comping

    I've got a reasonable grasp of theory, but not a ton of jazz background, and I can not figure out a way to get into the kind of rhythm guitar where you're changing chords/voicings/positions every beat. I don't have the ear to transcribe extended voicings, and I can't find an explanation for...
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    Question: Are you simple?

    Two years on, I am simpler than I was.
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    OMG! Tesla Roadster Flying Car!

    For real. My vision of the future doesn't require me to give money to anti human chuds in order to transcend traffic congestion.
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    OMG! Tesla Roadster Flying Car!

    Tesla never misses!
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    RIP Mike Ditka

    Was in Chicago overnight Friday. Felt the chill of a now-saintless city.
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    RIP Kevin DuBrow

    The good die young, man.
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    What if the Little Old Lady from Pasadena drove a Lamborghini Diablo instead of that Dodge of hers, and she blasted through the entrance of a library?

    The girl from Fun Fun Fun's father would be frantically trying to ensure his daughter's safety, but she forgot all about the library like she told her old man, yeah.
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    Possibly NSFW Funny Pic Thread

    What the AI is with that Mona Lisa?
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    Pie or cookies?

    Good pie vs good cookies is a tie, but pie is bad a lot more often than cookies are.
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    Guitar Fantasy Camp

    That's fucking hot and a good fit for your vibe. Not recognizable but not weird for it's own sake.
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    Clown Guitar Complete: 09-09-2026

    I have a fondness for that color scheme. It's evocative, like the avocado colored appliances of the 70s. Having one that plays well would be super cool.
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    When's the last time you ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?

    Years. My go to is a pile of fruit and nuts, so, basically, a deconstructed PBJ.
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    i'll Smurf it again

    Everybody's talking 'bout Smurfism, Smurfism, Smurfism, Smurfism.
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    Do you still have your first real guitar?

    Didn't realize this was a competition, but I think BK just won.
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