WTF: Anyone else marry a crazy woman?

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My wife is actually having a party at our house tommorow at 4 am to watch the royal wedding. I mean seriously, am I in the twilight zone? Who gets up at 4 am to watch the wedding of people you don't know who have zero impact on your life? There are supposedly 10 women coming over. Kill me now.

I'm going to tell her a bunch of my friends are coming over at 4 am next Fri to bbq and drink beer. Wonder how that will go over.
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I'm going to tell her a bunch of my friends are coming over at 4 am next Fri to bbq and drink beer. Wonder how that will go over.
:annoyed:

Whats your address - I'll be there....

But seriously - I'm not surprised. My daughter may get up and watch it on TV. My personal give-a-shit about the wedding would normally be at about a zero, but given the media frenzy over on this side of the pond it is currently at about a negative three.....

:annoyed:
 
They are all crazy. My wife has been asking me all week if I was getting up at 4am to watch with her. I just asked if she was going to watch the draft with me.


She isnt actually getting up though. She will just DVR it.

Dont know what i would do if she brought 10 hens over here at that hour. Probably walk out with the fly on my boxers open.
 
what royal wedding?

I would never watch anything at 4 am. That is what a DVR is for.
 
They are all crazy. My wife has been asking me all week if I was getting up at 4am to watch with her. I just asked if she was going to watch the draft with me.


She isnt actually getting up though. She will just DVR it.

Dont know what i would do if she brought 10 hens over here at that hour. Probably walk out with the fly on my boxers open.

I asked her, why don't you DVR it and have your party at a decent hour? She told me it wouldn't be the same and I just don't get it. She's right about that anyway. I really don't get it.
 
I did marry a crazy woman, but in this particular case, we share the same "why the fuck would I care?", and "why the fuck has this been beaten to death on every news channel every day for the last 6 months?" attitude about the royal wedding.
 
In this case, I don't know that's it's crazy versus sane....


... it's more X chromosome versus Y chromosome.



I present this evidence to support my theory..... tell her you are driving to West Virginia the last week of July to play guitar and drink beer with people you joke around with on the internet. See if her response is much different than your response to the Royal Wedding.


FWIW, I won't be watching the wedding either. :helper:
 
In this case, I don't know that's it's crazy versus sane....


... it's more X chromosome versus Y chromosome.



I present this evidence to support my theory..... tell her you are driving to West Virginia the last week of July to play guitar and drink beer with people you joke around with on the internet. See if her response is much different than your response to the Royal Wedding.


FWIW, I won't be watching the wedding either. :helper:


Um, hmm you might have a point there.
 
Mrs. Walt is barely aware of the royal wedding.
Also, she insists that I attend Pragestock this year.
She's one of the good ones.
 
Mrs. Walt is barely aware of the royal wedding.
Also, she insists that I attend Pragestock this year.
She's one of the good ones.

Apparently Mrs Walt is the doppelganger of Mrs Wein. :)

You are to inform your respective spouses that they rock.....P-Stock is infinitely more fun than anyone will have at the royal wedding. We will probably have more beer too. And better guitars.

Mrs D is aware of the wedding but had not made any mentions of watching it. #1 daughter wants to but I'm not sure she realizes the 4:embarrassed:0 AM start time. She is a teenager who likes her sleep.
 
My wife is a good one too, but every once and a while something like this happens. When she told me I thought she was joking.


The minute Mrs. P gives a damn about something like this, I will know for certain that she's been abducted by aliens. :embarrassed:
 
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