Guitar Heel
Demented Trick
I'm just saying...if a Colombian nymphomaniac with a larger-than-normal vajay comes to your house, and wants to be serenaded with the "champagne song," it's nice to have @smurfco around.You guys should be more encouraging to an obvious beginner.
Good luck Tony. If you take the time to learn to play guitar, maybe you can teach me someday.



wait.... I'm being an a-hole and not helping? Sorry. 