So I have new neighbours

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jbj

Poor old Geordie's array...
An elderly couple moved in last week after a quick sale.

I've met the guy but not the woman.

Seemed pleasant enough until about 20 seconds ago they started screaming at each other.

I didn't catch the nouns or verbs but there was a lot of swearing involved :shrug:

Looks like I've been dethroned as the scummiest resident on the block.
 
I used to have neighbors who were constantly banging on the wall at night. For a while I thought they were putting furniture together or hanging up pictures. Eventually I realized they were fighting and he would grab her head and bang it into the wall. One call to 911 solved that problem.
 
jbj said:
An elderly couple moved in last week after a quick sale.

I've met the guy but not the woman.

Seemed pleasant enough until about 20 seconds ago they started screaming at each other.

I didn't catch the nouns or verbs but there was a lot of swearing involved :shrug:

Looks like I've been dethroned as the scummiest resident on the block.
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Get them good and liquored up until they pass out and then ransack their place for valuables. Old people always have some good shit lying around.
 
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Their grandkids are over just about every day running around wild and screaming. We've been away a lot sorting wedding stuff but the neighbours on the other side have said it's relentless.

The missus has a tone of voice that not only travels but goes right through you

They listen to the tv or radio STUPID loud

and....

I was out the back doing some tidying today and my decent neighbours were out back working on their garden:

"Just to give you a heads up Jim, she was shouting over the fence today asking us if your hot tub was always that loud because she could hear it last night."

:embarrassed:

I've used that thing almost every night for 2 years with no complaints and I ain't going to start taking them now - it's never on after 10pm and I only play music at the weekends and even then it's very rare so they can go and take a flying fuck to themselves if they think I'm going to stop or cut down my use.

They're out the back just now, I might go out for an hour before heading out for the football later on :embarrassed:
 
I would have the perfect solution. I would put my PA speakers on the patio and crank them.

If the knocked on the door (or dared to call the cops) I would say "I'm sorry... was my music disturbing your domestic violence? I just turned it up until I couldn't hear you two any more.... and that took a little bit."

No reason they should monopolize keeping the neighborhood awake.

I own over 10,000 watts of PA and speakers. Nobody without a jet engine would win that volume war. :helper:
 
Two years ago we had some new neighbors move in....with teenage boys. They are up every night until past midnight playing basketball and making a general ruckus (during the summer months).
Last spring they were out in front of my house hitting baseballs at it.
I had to go out twice...once I asked nicely for them to take the game somewhere else....the second time I wasn't nice at all
 
Apparently they (well I say they, he is pretty timid, it's clearly her calling the shots) are still bitching and moaning to the neighbours - loudly and obnoxiously, about us being a nuisance whilst trying to wreck our wonky (it's not wonky it's just set in squint) boundary fence.

I was out back in the hot tub there enjoying a bottle of wine and a smoke - no bubbles, no tunes, nothing, because it is late and I'm not an animal.

They've got the telly or radio blaring from their room, I coughed and the next thing I hear is their curtains being pulled back and as I gaze up I see the shady outline of either Gozer Gozerian or this dudes mad batshit wife peering down at me from their bedroom window.

I won't say I'm an OGG like character :embarrassed: but I don't do passive aggressive very well and I bought this place off the back of my toil in Saudi Arabia so it very much is my castle - I don't think he'll say shit but I can see things getting fruity between me and his mad wife

Who sounds like Elmo with a 60 a day habit as it sounds. I've been thinking all week - she sounds like someone - and as I heard her squawking over whatever they're watching on TV it hit me - Stop Out Elmo.
 
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