Achtung! SONGWRITERS: Poast your best / favorite of your personal lyrics, you can only pick one song so make sure it's a good one... let's see them lyrics boy!

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Meatus McPrepuce
(or girl)

Here's my personal favorite

Walking out on a rail
I walk into the pale blue moonlight
But the dock is always deserted
Since the river ran red
I guess my designs are over

Sailing into the sea
A whirlpool advances towards me
But I don't feel afraid for I know
It's not my turn to die
Still I guess my designs

Stop coming around if you
Can't say nothing nice
'Cause I don't need your negative advice
Don't darken my door if you're
Just gonna shit on the floor
'Cause I don't need your advice anymore

Falling into a cave
Tumble past the eyes of monsters
But I don't feel afraid for I know
It's now my turn to die
Still I guess my designs are over now
I guess my designs are over now



 
I don’t have a favorite child, but I think this one hit the mark with what I was going for.

MARMALADE EYES

Come on now -- get your milk and bread
Just a healthy dollop for the hungry dead
In this kingdom all revealing
What makes tomorrow’s homes oh so appealing?

Everybody singing that “Catcher in the Rye”
Rocky and Bullwinkle, the watcher in the sky
Hello, darkness, is it really the end?
If it ain’t can we just play pretend?

Clear your mind
And you give it all away
Bit of future
Turns another yesterday
Endless summer under static skies
Everything is wild when you got marmalade eyes

Throw the whole wide world overboard
Ain’t nobody watching but nighttime lord
And the crowd assembled in this very theater
How I implore you, oh gentle reader

Clear your mind
And you give it all away
Bit of future
Turns another yesterday
Endless summer under static skies
Everything is wild when you got marmalade eyes

From the fallout shelter, to the holy mountain
And the mint green glory of the soda fountain
In the white hot heat of the secret sun
All in all and all are one
There’s hard times out on there on the killing floor
And you break on through to find another door
And what you spy just before you wake
Proves you won’t ever get what you can’t take.

Clear your mind
And you give it all away
Bit of future
Turns another yesterday
Endless summer under static skies
Everything is wild when you got marmalade eyes

 
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I've only ever written one set of lyrics.


Shake It

You were the one that made it right
I was a fool for you first sight
We were a thing about a year
Lust turned to love I held you dear
Then you left me standing

Time wandered on and I grew strong
Got good at seeing right from wrong
Then you came back and there I was
Head over heels the love you caused
Then you were gone again

Well every time you're near well it's all the same
And there's times I wish I never heard your name
And I'm tryin to forget you
Tryin to forget you
but I'm back where I started again.

And though I shook your memory once
Although I shook your memory twice
Well it seems I'll have to shake it more than three times out of my mind

Some day I just might find a way
And find the right words I could say
Until that day a fool I am
Can't seem to stop
my soul be damned
If I could just forget

Folks keep saying day to day
More than three times is just for play
I just keep getting suckered in
Time after time, again again
Until my dyin' day.

And though I shook your memory once
Although I shook your memory twice
Well it seems I'll have to shake it more than three times out of my mind

And though I shook your memory once
Although I shook your memory twice
Well it seems I'll have to shake it more than three times out of my mind
 
This sounds like one of those "songwriting contests" where you send in lyrics and the next thing you know some shithead in Nashville has recorded them and taken credit.
 


Hey hey chuck Berry
Don't seem to be no fairy
he liked his genetalia quite hairy
when he filmed gals in the pisser with permission a nary
dirty old bastart is all they'll remember
surely a pee shy pisser would have bopped him in the kisser

Well, old Nelly came from a place not too smelly
But out in the burbs
it's hard to make anti-police, gang-like blurbs
Liked to play up the the stuff but not needing to get too rough
everything was made for a sugar puff

between constant murders and blight
some places never get it right
good things could happen more than gang play and silly rappin
'Lives are lost to fighting over thingsas dumb as social protocols or even slighting

Ike and Tina Turner
put peaceful homelife on the back burner
Ike liked her head on a pike
but Tina was a head turner
she couldn't keep up the pace at which he wrecked her face
She went on her own and never threw Ike a bone

A minute back Over in East St Louis
They played heroine jazz and heavy Blue is
There was a time when Miles Daviswas loud tooting like ol' Auntie Mavis
someone put up some highways to save us
No more trouble from the east
move out the way before they pave us


between constant murders and blight
some places never get it right
good things could happen more than gang play and silly rappin'
Lives are lost to fighting over things
as dumb as social protocols or even slighting
 
If we're including Suno I'll have to add The Tank. I think these probably are some of my best lyrics, if for no other reason than rhyming "effluvia", and though the music is AI generated, I wrote all of the lyrics myself.


The Tank

Hello neighbor, how are you?
I've got a favor to ask, something I'd like to do.
You might think it's odd but I'll have you to thank,
If you let me roll around inside your septic tank

You see it's always been my dream, ever since i was young
To roll around in a mixture of human urine and dung
I promise I won't be a bother, you won't know I'm there!
i'd love to smear your rancid feces on my skin and my hair!

Won't you please let me play inside your septic tank?
I want to spend the whole day inside your septic tank.
Down on my hands and my knees inside your septic tank,
I hope i catch a disease inside your septic tank

Now mister just listen please, don't shut your door in my face!
i've been all up and down our street, i've been all over the place
But nobody wants to let me play around in their effluvia.
You're my only hope left, that's what I'm trying to prove to ya

You probably think i'm absurd inside your septic tank.
But i'd love to hunt your turds inside your septic tank.
Just one more favor of you inside your septic tank.
Can my dad come in too? inside your septic tank

That's right I forgot to tell you, my dad wants to join me
We both love the taste and smell and texture of feces

I could die happy inside your septic tank.
My dad and i getting crappy inside your septic tank.
Please say the answer is yes inside your septic tank
Or I'll just break in I guess, into your septic tank

doo doo! pee pee! poop and pee mixture!
doo doo! pee pee! poop and pee mixture!
doo doo! pee pee! poop and pee mixture!
doo doo! pee pee! poop and pee mixture!
 
If we're including Suno I'll have to add The Tank. I think these probably are some of my best lyrics, if for no other reason than rhyming "effluvia", and though the music is AI generated, I wrote all of the lyrics myself.


The Tank

Hello neighbor, how are you?
I've got a favor to ask, something I'd like to do.
You might think it's odd but I'll have you to thank,
If you let me roll around inside your septic tank

You see it's always been my dream, ever since i was young
To roll around in a mixture of human urine and dung
I promise I won't be a bother, you won't know I'm there!
i'd love to smear your rancid feces on my skin and my hair!

Won't you please let me play inside your septic tank?
I want to spend the whole day inside your septic tank.
Down on my hands and my knees inside your septic tank,
I hope i catch a disease inside your septic tank

Now mister just listen please, don't shut your door in my face!
i've been all up and down our street, i've been all over the place
But nobody wants to let me play around in their effluvia.
You're my only hope left, that's what I'm trying to prove to ya

You probably think i'm absurd inside your septic tank.
But i'd love to hunt your turds inside your septic tank.
Just one more favor of you inside your septic tank.
Can my dad come in too? inside your septic tank

That's right I forgot to tell you, my dad wants to join me
We both love the taste and smell and texture of feces

I could die happy inside your septic tank.
My dad and i getting crappy inside your septic tank.
Please say the answer is yes inside your septic tank
Or I'll just break in I guess, into your septic tank

doo doo! pee pee! poop and pee mixture!
doo doo! pee pee! poop and pee mixture!
doo doo! pee pee! poop and pee mixture!
doo doo! pee pee! poop and pee mixture!
Now I remember why I have two songs about a septic tank. Not my best work. lol


I'm the Poop Rider
I'm in your septic tank
I slipt right inside her
Dad was on my flank
He don't like the rank
and file human stank

No barbed wire or open fire
could keep you outside her
Slip inside her to prime her pumps
breaking up those pesky lumps
You and your dad are chumps

Word
life is a turd
see you on the 3rd
flip me the bird
your waste tank is so purd
E
 
Not a favorite, but a recent one that I like because it's simple and sincere, whereas I tend to be wordy and glib. Out, you know, writing about septic tanks.

Just so you know
I still think about you
Even though
It's been so long
It's been a lifetime,
But even so,
You're still on my mind,
Just so you know

The little things
Still drive me crazy
Though I just go
About my day
This whole thing started
So long ago
But I still need you
Just so you know

There were those times
When we were moving
And the world
Was standing still
I hope that I
Never forget them
I don't think that I
Ever will

Just so you know
You were the only
It's still going
Every day
If I'm stranded
In the ebb and flow
I still love you
Just so you know
 
“Anghkooey”

Turn on the TV
Trapped in town
Since the tree appeared
Things have broken down

Can’t tell if it’s a dream or a joke
Fatima is growing the dope
Victor’s been there since he was child
At night the monsters go wild

Ankui in Mandarin means “hidden loss”
Ankoui is Native American for “trees”
Ankou is the “coachman of death” in Irish folklore
Anku in Latin means “she/he/ it listens”
Hui in Latin means “surprise or admiration”
Anghkooey in From means “remember”
 
“Anghkooey”

Turn on the TV
Trapped in town
Since the tree appeared
Things have broken down

Can’t tell if it’s a dream or a joke
Fatima is growing the dope
Victor’s been there since he was child
At night the monsters go wild

Ankui in Mandarin means “hidden loss”
Ankoui is Native American for “trees”
Ankou is the “coachman of death” in Irish folklore
Anku in Latin means “she/he/ it listens”
Hui in Latin means “surprise or admiration”
Anghkooey in From means “remember”
It seems so familiar. I can't recall where it's From.
 
The opening and closing chords are incorporated through out more now. It’s countryish bluegrass bluesish. CBGB…

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I wrote a song for my wife as part of my wedding speech and it has easily the favourite verse I've ever written:

"You're indifferent to Springsteen and my big hot tub,
You won't watch The Rangers or let me get a dug,
But Jill, I still love you"
 
Boy, this is a tough one. I have easily 150 songs that I have written and recorded. After a lot of thought, I think this may be my favorite.


Walk gently upon the path, do your best to be kind.
Be gentle within your soul; be warm with your heart and mind.
Embrace the spirit of life, reach out to all that you see.
Be free.

Be open in heart and mind; be willing to share your love.
See others as part of you; yourself as the sky above.
Embrace the sacred intent, the light that is the key.
Be free.

From the time that life has begun, we are many, we are one.
We are the stars, we are the sun.

Ahimsa. Ahimsa.

Let kindness be your guide; let caring be your watchword.
Embrace the circle of life, let it bring you homeward.
Reach out to the great unknown, the things you cannot see.
Be free. Ahimsa.
Be free. Ahimsa.
 
Boy, this is a tough one. I have easily 150 songs that I have written and recorded. After a lot of thought, I think this may be my favorite.


Walk gently upon the path, do your best to be kind.
Be gentle within your soul; be warm with your heart and mind.
Embrace the spirit of life, reach out to all that you see.
Be free.

Be open in heart and mind; be willing to share your love.
See others as part of you; yourself as the sky above.
Embrace the sacred intent, the light that is the key.
Be free.

From the time that life has begun, we are many, we are one.
We are the stars, we are the sun.

Ahimsa. Ahimsa.

Let kindness be your guide; let caring be your watchword.
Embrace the circle of life, let it bring you homeward.
Reach out to the great unknown, the things you cannot see.
Be free. Ahimsa.
Be free. Ahimsa.

these are quite lovely despite the lack of septic tank-related content.

(joking aside i really like these!)
 
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