Question: QUESTION: Crueler daddy? The daddy who made you eat the floor popcorn you spilled, or the daddy who made you sweep up the birds that fell from the sky

[smurfco]

Question is: we know daddies can be cruel but do you think the daddy is more cruel when you spill your popcorn and he makes you eat it from off the floor or if a huge number of birds fall dead from the sky and he makes you sweep them up and bag them and doesn't help at all?

 

[jrockbridge]

Neither is particularly cruel. I’ll just pick popcorn even though I’ve eaten plenty of it off the floor.

How cruel is a Pop who discovers you tracked dog shit on the carpet and beats you while you clean it up? Asking for a friend.

 

[Andrew Sak]

Having your child sweep up dead birds, whether they fell from the sky or not, is more cruel.

That said, a broom doesn't seem like the most efficient tool for gathering said dead birds.

 

[smurfco]

Having your child sweep up dead birds, whether they fell from the sky or not, is more cruel.

That said, a broom doesn't seem like the most efficient tool for gathering said dead birds.

man and it is SUCH a soft-bristled broom too :(

 

[Knox in Box]

Someone has to sweep up those dead birds, may as well start early. Don't know why you complain about it, you can make a fortune in Europe with that skill, windmills and all....

 

[Monson]

Neither is cruel. That's a loving dad preparing you for the harshness of life. You know, the stop-weeping-and-carry-on-type that can only credibly be played by Tommy Lee Jones or Robert Lee Ermey, right?

 

[tiger roach]

The bird thing is rarely if ever going to come into play, so popcorn daddy is the swine here.

 

[smurfco]

The bird thing is rarely if ever going to come into play, so popcorn daddy is the swine here.

famous last words...

 

[Andrew Sak]

Is it ironic that had the birds not fell dead from the sky, that this would have happened?

This is almost killing 2 birds with one stone.
It's birds of a feather flocking together?