Newsflash! People who stand to pee and don't lift the seat are assholes

[yabba]

We can all agree on this, right?

I'm talking about public restrooms here, because I've yet to meet someone who's a big enough asshole to do this in someone's home.

I'd like a propose some sort of closed-circuit TV system that records you doing your nasty business in that stall and deletes the file with no harm done unless it detects pee on the seat, in which case it broadcasts the video for public shaming. When I'm god-emperor this will be strictly implemented; consider yourselves warned.

 

[bsman]

Once I became responsible for cleaning the bathrooms in our marital division-of-duties I stopped peeing standing up in our house... I'm just saying you might find a fitting punishment therein...

 

[Peen Simmons]

I have a confession...I am the phantom seat defiler of Northwestern U.

Come at me.

But seriously, if you’ve not had a chance...check out the William Blake and the Age of Aquarius exhibit at the Block Museum before it packs up on 3/11.

 

[yabba]

Once I became responsible for cleaning the bathrooms in our marital division-of-duties I stopped peeing standing up in our house... I'm just saying you might find a fitting punishment therein...

Definitely. People who stand to pee in their own homes are dumb, but one's home is one's castle and if one enjoys tiny droplets of pee on one's bathroom floors, that's one's own business. I will rule with an iron fist, but it will be a reasonable iron fist.

 

[yabba]

I have a confession...I am the phantom seat defiler of Northwestern U.

Come at me.

But seriously, if you’ve not had a chance...check out the William Blake and the Age of Aquarius exhibit at the Block Museum before it packs up on 3/11.

oh crap, that's been on the to-do list for a while - didn't realize it was going away so soon.. I'll make sure to wander down to south campus this Friday; thanks for the heads up!

 

[jp_nyc]

Yes, they’re assholes. But not even close to the realm of people who go into a public bathroom and spray diarrhea on the wall.

 

[yabba]

Yes, they’re assholes. But not even close to the realm of people who go into a public bathroom and spray diarrhea on the wall.

Yes, that's a whole other level of pathology (both GI tract and mental)

I actually feel sorta bad for those guys (my experience with this has been in men's rooms, so they are guys, but I've heard that women are just as bad if not worse), so my video monitoring/detection system won't broadcast their transgressions, it will just notify medical professionals.

 

[rickenvox]

Once the seat has been left down and peed on, then it's meaningless to lift it up when you enter the stall. Who would want to touch it. But yes I agree if it hasn't already been peed on. People are disgusting.

 

[Gary Blanchard]

Yes, they’re assholes. But not even close to the realm of people who go into a public bathroom and spray diarrhea on the wall.

Yeah. What's up with that shit?

 

[tiger roach]

Yes, they’re assholes. But not even close to the realm of people who go into a public bathroom and spray diarrhea on the wall.

:i:

I've seen some nasty public bathrooms in my time, but I don't think I've encountered that.

 

[yabba]

oh crap, that's been on the to-do list for a while - didn't realize it was going away so soon.. I'll make sure to wander down to south campus this Friday; thanks for the heads up!

I forgot to mention - I'll make sure to check out the bathrooms

 

[Tig]

I use my foot to lift up the seat in public restrooms. No touch is the goal.

 

[Theodore]

You think the seat pissers did this?

 

[rickenvox]

BTW, people who come from countries without toilets, but rather holes in the floor, who squat sometimes put their feet on the toilet seat and squat from that elevated position.

 

[yabba]

I use my foot to lift up the seat in public restrooms. No touch is the goal.

As long as you use that foot to kick it back down afterwards, all is right with the universe.

You think the seat pissers did this?

well dude, we just don't know.

BTW, people who come from countries without toilets, but rather holes in the floor, who squat sometimes put their feet on the toilet seat and squat from that elevated position.

A-OK under my dictatorship, as the dong-toilet distance is short enough to provide ample accuracy and minimal splash. The people's republic of yabba welcomes furriners.

 

[Peen Simmons]

My fav public bathroom feat is PILE OF FECES ON THE GROUND IN STALL WITHIN MERE FEET OF THE TOILET.

No fucks asked. None given.

 

[rickenvox]

I use my foot to lift up the seat in public restrooms. No touch is the goal.

same here, foot to flush also. And open the door if possible. But using a paper towel on the door handle seems a little ridiculous as there is no end to handles after the restroom that the person with shit on his or her hand will continue touching. Including (in an office environment) your own phone at your desk while you're not there. Shit is everywhere.

 

[yabba]

My fav public bathroom feat is PILE OF FECES ON THE GROUND IN STALL WITHIN MERE FEET OF THE TOILET.

No fucks asked. None given.

Some men just want to watch the world churn (in disgust)

I just spent way too long trying to think of a better 'burn' rhyme.

 

[Tig]

same here, foot to flush also. And open the door if possible. But using a paper towel on the door handle seems a little ridiculous as there is no end to handles after the restroom that the person with shit on his or her hand will continue touching. Including (in an office environment) your own phone at your desk while you're not there. Shit is everywhere.

I was pretty good at playing foot bag years ago. Who knew the added flexibility would come in so handy?

My last job had no-touch plumbing and paper towels for the inner Howard Hughes in each of us.

 

[jp_nyc]

BTW, people who come from countries without toilets, but rather holes in the floor, who squat sometimes put their feet on the toilet seat and squat from that elevated position.

And they occasionally die when the bowl shatters and cuts their legs to ribbons.