Actually, my third was alright. Of course we were at the Annapolis Court house and just had some family attend; after that we went to a coffeeshop for lunch.
It's a wedding,they are all terrible.
That's okay; I've been married enough times to make up for you.I will be 53 on Saturday and have never been married. It's been a good run.
It's a wedding,they are all terrible.
I'm still on my first marriage. I chalk it up to trust, honest communication, and the fact that we hired a band for our wedding.
This actually turned out to be a pretty good gig considering it was a mid week shot and the majority of them were English, who for some reason REALLY like all the shit that went out of fashion up here years ago!
As for the tokers in question
Twas a couple - not even that young, late 20s early 30s I'd guess.
By time things kicked off both of them were in some state.
Cue the ceilidh segment I was asked to do and the guy is so out of it he's just wandering around in the middle of everyone dancing until someone shunted him away.
The girl (who has no doubt ruined just about every photo of this part of the night) was falling around and just being a total prat, until she decided it would be a great idea to jump on the brides back (as in try to piggy back her) and not let go despite 4 people trying to drag her off. I'm not joking, she must have been on the poor girl for about 15-20 seconds.
She was shunted off to bed at that point and I didn't see either of them again.
Fuckin' amateurs.
I'm still on my first marriage. I chalk it up to trust, honest communication, and the fact that we hired a band for our wedding.
Au contraire.. there's an equal proportion of terrible, naff wedding bands compared to good as there are shit and good DJs.
A guy came up to me tonight and said: "You did Megan and Jennifer's wedding in venue X last year didn't you?"
Yup
And John and Angelas in venue Y too didn't you?
Uh yeah.... why?
"I'm not being funny mate but how long have you done this?"
Years pal why?
"Because you're ****ing amazing! I've been to 5 weddings over the past couple of years, you've DJ'd at 3 of them and every single time you've been incredible."
I will be 53 on Saturday and have never been married. It's been a good run.