Newsflash! If you only hear one song this year...

[smurfco]

...there's something very wrong with you.

 

[jrockbridge]

Hearing loss is serious business. Braille me a song, bro.

 

[frunobulax]

What?

 

[tiger roach]

Do songs in TV commercials count towards my total?

 

[shoeless]

1877 kars for kids,
K A R S kars for kids

 

[Monson]

...there's something very wrong with you.

Not if it's a smurfco song