I saw the best pigeon ever today

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smurfco

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He was just fantastic in every way when it came to being a pigeon. You couldn't be more of a pigeon than this pigeon was. He was the definitive pigeon. I wish I'd thought to take a picture. You wouldn't believe it if you saw it. He was 100% pigeon from head to toe (well, talon).
 
I knew this pigeon in Caracas that, where one of his feet should be, he had a big deformed blob. That was one fucked-up pigeon.
 
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I saw a smooshed pigeon at the bus station today.

It was basically just a sticky spot with a bunch of feathers stuck to it...
 
This pigeon was so essentially pigeon. There was nothing un-pigeon about him. A pic would be worthless because all you need to do is imagine a pigeon. That's the pigeon I saw - that one right there.
 
There's a town near where I work called White Pigeon. Named after an Indian chief.

Wikipedia - "The town was named after the Potawatomi Indian Chief Wahbememe, which means Chief White Pigeon. According to legend, while he was at the gathering of the chiefs in Detroit, Wahbememe heard plans to attack the settlement which is now White Pigeon. The Chief was a friend to the white settlers and didn't want to see harm come to them so he set out on foot and ran almost 150 miles to the settlement to warn the people. After running that long distance and giving his warning, he collapsed and soon died from exhaustion. His remains are buried in the town, and the site is now part of the National Register of Historic Places."


The school nickname is the 'Chiefs'.

I think they missed a great opportunity to have a unique nickname, they should've used 'Poops'... The White Pigeon Poops :embarrassed:
 
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