I am on day four or five of Dr. Tobias Colon: 14 Day Quick Cleanse

[smurfco]

I thought pastra-ME was shitting. No way. THIS is shitting.

 

[dodgechargerfan]

14 days is not quick.

 

[Kerouac]

 

[tiger roach]

14 days is not quick.

I was gonna say...

But hey if you're really gonna cleanse, there are no shortcuts.

 

[Tig]

After 5 or 6 days, it becomes redundant.

Rinse. Repeat.

 

[mikesr1963]

I'm partial to the 8 hour blow out your ass flush when I have a colonoscopy and you even get to see the results.

 

[gtrjunior]

After 5 or 6 days, it becomes redundant.

Rinse. Repeat.

I agree. I've done a system flush a few times in the past. Once you're passing liquid, you're pretty much done.

 

[tompetty]

Sure picked a good time of year to do this..

Seems like something better to try in the new year when the partying is over.......

 

[smurfco]

Sure picked a good time of year to do this..

Seems like something better to try in the new year when the partying is over.......

Thanks for the medical advice Dr. Shithead!

 

[Theodore]

Take a bath and wrap a hot towel around your head and take a shit.

 

[Help!I'maRock!]

Thanks for the medical advice Dr. Shithead!

I didn't realize he was a hobo.

 

[tompetty]

Thanks for the medical advice Dr. Shithead!

You're welcome Mr. NobodyToMe......

 

[Chad]

First thing I thought of.

 

[tompetty]

Take a bath and wrap a hot towel around your head and take a shit.

I'm sure Smurfco will be along shortly to thank you for your medical advice Dr. Shithead the 2nd...

 

[smurfco]

First thing I thought of.

I have been meaning to re-watch Arrested Development.

 

[smurfco]

I'm sure Smurfco will be along shortly to thank you for your medical advice Dr. Shithead the 2nd...

Theodore is not a licensed analrapist like you and Dr. Tobias so I have nothing to thank him for.

 

[Chad]

I have been meaning to re-watch Arrested Development.

I started a few months ago, then got sidetracked. I need to start it again.

 

[tompetty]

Theodore is not a licensed analrapist

Hmmmmmmmmm...You sure??

 

[Theodore]

 

[Modern Saint]

Long live Miralax!